Tactical Bumming

The need for Anti-trust law

2011-04-08T01:14:00.000-07:00

Last week I had learned that Digitel/Sun was bought by PLDT. They have a 51.55 % ownership for the Digitel/Sun Telco, thus making them the controlling stock owner of the said firm.

In such action.. PLDT and Globe will be the only main key players for the telecommunication business in our country. Even though PLDT management said they will still be fair on service charges, and Sun's unlimited services will still be available.. Let's hope so. but I doubt it..

In my opinion this is Classic Monopoly.. Which makes consumers suffer.. Why.. They have Better control on prices of services.. dahil isa nalang kalaban Globe..

Worst case, if in the future PLDT buys Globe.. Then our telco industry will be another Meralco empire.. I hope our government,, particularly the congress enacts the passing of the Anti-trust Law.. If nothing is done, the cycle of rich people gets richer and poor people gets poorer will never end.

The government should regulate companies that have direct impact to majority of our people.

Sad fact. Classic.

it's payback time..

2011-02-07T17:39:00.000-08:00

as the saying goes... weather weather lang..

now that the arroyo administration has lost it's power..

The Estrada's are hunting down the people who supported their power overthrow..

Starting with Ret. Chief of Staff Angelo Reyes - one of the prominent military officers on the EDSA 2.

Parang circus show lang..ulit ulit..same shit..just different players..

Whoaah!!!

When I posted this, it was the same time Angelo Reyes commited suicide,..

I am still shock that a PMA graduate, having a strong personality would commit suicide..

Too much stress I guess..

I think he committed suicide because of two possible reasons...

a.) he can't take it anymore..and he just want to die in front of his beloved mom..

b.) he felt sorry. that he failed his beloved mom.. Sorry for being guilty and corrupted..

Rest in peace Sir Angelo Reyes.. Along that died with you is the truth..

nat geo and discovery...

2010-11-24T08:49:00.000-08:00

...lala...

NAT. GEO.

If you are, you breath. If you? breath, you talk. If you talk, you ask. If you ask, you think. If you think, you search. If you search, you experience. If you experience, you learn. If you learn, you grow. If you grow, you wish. If you wish, you find. If you find, you doubt. If you doubt, you question. If you question, you understand. If you understand, you know.? If you know, you want to know more… And if you want to know more, you are alive…

..lala..

DISCO.

Gaming never gets old, huh? Nope. It kinda makes you wanna Break into song? Yep. I love the Genesis. I? love the 360. I love the NES. I love the PS3. I love the gaming world. And all its button mashing. Boom De Yada! I love the Dreamcast. I love my gaming PC. I love its Steam games. I love the stupid Wii. I love the gaming world. And all the hours wasted. Boom De Yada! I love Harmonix. I love XBLA. I love Team Ico. I love the GBA. I love the gaming world It's such a brilliant place. Boom De Yada!

..lala..

FOR ALL ENTRIES IN sickness..

2010-11-23T02:37:00.000-08:00

Some notes on using FOR ALL ENTRIES IN in Abap..

A.) Make sure the internal table you use for the FOR ALL ENTRIES command is not empty..

or else, you will pick up all the records from the table you had a SQL command..

SELECT * FROM PA0001

INTO CORRESPONDING FIELDS OF LI_PA0001

FOR ALL ENTRIES IN li_pernr

WHERE pernr EQ li_pernr-pernr.

Solution :

Have the table checked first.

CHECK li_pernr IS NOT INITIAL.

B.) Duplicate records retrieved by a SQL statement that used the FOR ALL ENTRIES IN

command are removed.

Solution :

On your SQL statement retrieve the key fields of the table, this will guarantee you that records are always unique..

C.) my friend said there was 3rd issue on the FOR ALL ENTRIES IN command,, but he can't remember it.. I will post it when I know it..

office politics

2010-10-25T08:05:00.000-07:00

lahat ng company may ganyan pards..
lagay natin sa ganito,, parang congress lang yan..
may minority at majority..
kapag majority ka.. ikaw ang palaging nabibiyayaan at nabibigyan ng break..

kapag minority ka.. hanggang pagiging bitter nalang ang pwede mong gawin.. that's life..

hindi natin maaalis sa sistema yan.. nasasabi lang na mapulitika kasi hindi nabibiyayaan yung mga taong nagrereklamo.. peo bigyan mo ng break yan.. sasabihin walang pulitika...

swerte swerte lang yan... bilog mundo.

Galaw Addict Tips : Kapag Lasing.

2009-10-22T00:19:00.000-07:00

Sobrang tagal na ah.. eheheh.. i miss writing... kaskas na naman pagsusulat ko nito..

Ang kwentong ito ay halaw sa malufet na brod ni fareng andrew.
Helpful tips para sa mga lasing.

Sa lahat ng pagkakataong umuwi ng lasing o nakainum si Ernie.. Sangdamakmak na homily ang inaabot niya sa sa kanyang nanay.. Nung huli niyang pagkabasag.. May naisip na gawin si ernie..

Ernie : "Syet yari na naman ako kay nanay nito.. anu na naman kaya palusot ko.."

Pagpasok ni Ernie sa sala nila.. tumabi siya sa mga flower vase at nanahimik..
Agad napuna ng nanay niya si ernie.. At nilapitan ito..

Nanay : "At saan kana naman galing magaling kong anak??"

Nagpikit ng mata si Ernie at nagpirmi sa kanyang kinauupuhan.. habang binabanggit ang..

Ernie : "Flower Vase Ako.. Flower Vase Ako.. Flower Vase Ako.."

Ulit ulit na sinasabi ni ernie ang mga salitaang iyon.

Nanay : "Aba nasiraan na ata ng bait ang anak ko?"

Dahil dun napilitang umalis ang nanay ni ernie.,, eheh.. Hirap magkwento sa pagsusulat.. ako hindi natatawa eh.. pero ang punto dito ay may paraan para makalusot sa mga sermon sa buhay.. eheheh.. you just need to be creative..

Sa kaso ni Ernie, since maraming flower vase sa kanila.. naisip niyang maging flower vase..

Ikaw my fren, nasasayo yan. Depende sa lugar mo at sitwasyon.. kung madaming aso sa inyo.. pwede kang magpanggap na Aso. "Aso ako.. Aso ako".. Sabayan muna ng pag-bark.. para effective.. Kung madami pagkain sa inyo.. Magluto ka.. kunwari kanina kapa nasa bahay..

Gee, na mimiss ko magsulat.. ahahah.. apir! disapir! one-half! one-fourth!

Entries from Disorder in the American Courts

2009-04-27T18:02:00.001-07:00

These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts' and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you ****ting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Para Sa Ladies : Scenario Question Numero Uno.

2009-04-27T18:01:00.002-07:00

Para sa mga babaeng may hubby,honey, bebe, etc..

SCENARIO :

Naglalakad kayo sa isang daan na hindi ninyo place / balwarte.. Tapos biglang may mga tambay na sumipol sa iyo. Obviously ikaw talaga ang pinagtitripan nila. Yung mga itsura ng tambay eh mukhang nagtitrip lang talga...at handang makipagsuntukan.. Anu tingin mo ang dapat gawin ng BF or knight in shinning armor mo?

a.) kausap ang mga tambay
b.) pag hindi umandar sa usapan, Royal rumble na at bahala na si batman
c.) dead ma. Go lang sa paglalakad..
d.) Malay ko..
e.) Gawa kayo ng sarili ninyong sagot at mag reason out.

Apir!

"Dekada-Nubenta" Holyweek.

2009-04-27T18:01:00.001-07:00

Since childhood days, holyweek is a good time for us kids. It is a time wherein my friends and I race to the chapel, and inform the pabasa singers that there is a "Magdarame" coming. Other perks that include in that week are the following :

* Free shooting of anyone using your sago juice. This is done by using the straw as a weapon and the sagos as ammos.
You put some sagos on your mouth, then place one side of the straw on your lips. Use your hand for aiming. Then shoot everythings that moves. Most of our targets are people who have white tshirt. You got to learn to run fast when your target notices you, especially if you aim for old people.

* Free food every night at the chapel. Well, back then as a kid, everything that is free would be the best one.

* You can roam all day long at your barangay, without worrying that your mother is looking for you to sleep (1 PM to 4 PM). The noise, I mean the "music" that the pabasa singers provide are use as an excuse for us kids not to sleep. Big thanks to them.

* You can boast all day long with your friends arguing that what you have seen is much better than what they had seen.
it goes like these : () - in kapampangan
Ninoy : Grabe yung nakita kong magdarame, sampu sila! lahat papalaspas! Andugo nila!
(Dana dacal la detang ikit cung magdarame, apulu la, kebat papalaspas la ngan, karaya dah!)
Tisoy : Wala ka dun sa nakita ko! bente sila, tapos 19 na papalaspas tapos isang mangusang krus.
(Ala ka cetang ikit ku! Benti la, kebat 19 lang papalaspas ampo metung mangusang krus.)
Ninoy : Hindi nga?!
(Alipin?!)
Potuk : Ako ayos nako dun sa nakita ko, isa lang siya pero nagtatambling patalikod.
(Yaku ayus naku ketang ikit ku, metung yamu pero magtambling yang pagulut.)
Mundo : Hahaha.. Wala kayo dun sa nakita ko.. isa lang rin pero babaeng papalaspas
(Hahaha.. Ala kayu ketang ikit ku, Metung yamu rin pero babai yang papalaspas!)
All except Mundo : Huwaaaw....(Huwaaaw......)
Noiser/Pabasa : eehehehehe... ating magdarame... ( i don't know the exact lyrics that is sung when a magdarame comes.)
All : Magdarame! Magdarame! Magdarame! Magdarame!

* Do the station of the cross. - PLASTIC. I hate this part, it's like praying the whole week.
* NO MEAT DAY! NO! Eat fish. - not so happy. I don't know, Back then I just don't like eating fish. Honestly, even today I'm quite choosy in food.

Ang Korn-y Mo Ninoy..

2009-04-27T18:00:00.002-07:00

(in a cabinet meeting ...)
GMA: oshige ... kung shino man ang tamaan ng bola na 'to ay siyang magre-reshign
(initsa ang bola, tumalbog pabalik sa kanya ...)
GMA: o ... praktish lang un noh? ulet!

Director: "Sir, we have to do something with our population program. A woman gives birth every 30 seconds here in the Philippines.
Erap: "Ha?, you're right...FIND THAT WOMAN!!!"

Pare1: pare parang malalim ang iniisip mo!
Pare2: nanaginip ako kagabi kasama ko 50 contestants ng Ms. Universe
Pare1: swerte mo! ano problema mo?
Pare2: pare, ako nanalo!!!

Killer: father mangungumpisal po ako
Father: ano kasalanan mo?
Killer: pumatay po ako ng 20 tao
Father: bakit?
Killer: kasi po naniniwala sila sa Diyos, kayo po naniniwala ba?
Father: dati...pero ngayon trip trip na lang!

Patient: doc takot po ako sa bunot
Dentist: eto gamot pampatapang ng loob
Patient: (ininom ang gamot)
Dentist: ano matapang ka na ba?
Patient: oo doc! puta pag may gumalaw ng ngipin ko basag ang bungo!

Passenger taps taxi driver's shoulder...
WAAAAAHHHHHH! !! screamed the driver...
Passenger: bakit ka sumigaw?
Driver: sorry bossing bago lang kasi ako sa taxi. 25 years po kasi ako driver ng funeraria.

1 pangit na babae, hinoholdap.. .
Holdaper: holdap ito! akin na gamit mo!
Babae: RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!
Holdaper: anong rape? holdap nga to eh!
Babae: wala lang! nagsusuggest lang...

1 lasing nasalubong ang matabang babae na may kasamang aso...
Lasing: hoy, saan mo nakuha yang baboy?
Babae: aso ito hindi baboy!
Lasing: huwag ka nga sumabat! yung aso ang kausap ko!

In a pet shop...
Customer talking to a parrot...
Customer: hoy! can you talk ha?! bobo!!!
Parrot: yes i can!!! ikaw?! can you fly ha? GAGO!!!

Priest: ang mga bakla'y walang lugar sa kaharian ng langit.
Mga bakla: okey lang po father..dun na lang kami sa rainbow mag slide-slide! !!

Nagustohan mo ba????

Best Out Of Office Autoreplies [B4 HOLYWEEK DAPAT NAPOST TO]

2009-04-27T18:00:00.001-07:00

I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

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I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.

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You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

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Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management

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I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

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Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for the first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.

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The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

(The beauty of this one is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

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Thank you for your message, which has been added to an email queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks and 3 days.

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Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message.

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I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.

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Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

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Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Please don't bother to leave me any messages.

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I've run away to join a different circus.

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AND, FINALLY...

I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'. :eek:

Ang Kups : Chip Tsao @ Maid Country

2009-03-29T23:05:00.000-07:00

Isang panlalait sa inang bayan at kapwa natin mang-gagawang pilipino..

Note : Binura na yung original source link.. natakot ata ang kupal..
buti nalang nasave ng fren ko si mark paul yung sinabi ng magaling..

I google ninyo ang name nia..nagtatago na ang unggoy.. Ako galit ako..aminadong galit ako sa mga taong tulad nito..

Eto ang sinabi ng magaling na kolumnista.. Ang Husay Mo Chip Tsao!

The Russians sank a Hong Kong freighter last month, killing the seven Chinese seamen on board. We can live with that—Lenin and Stalin were once the ideological mentors of all Chinese people. The Japanese planted a flag on Diàoyú Island. That’s no big problem—we Hong Kong Chinese love Japanese cartoons, Hello Kitty, and shopping in Shinjuku, let alone our round-the-clock obsession with karaoke.
MP: But hold on—even the Filipinos? Manila has just claimed sovereignty over the scattered rocks in the South China Sea called the Spratly Islands, complete with a blatant threat from its congress to send gunboats to the South China Sea to defend the islands from China if necessary. This is beyond reproach. The reason: there are more than 130,000 Filipina maids working as $3,580-a-month cheap labor in Hong Kong. As a nation of servants, you don’t flex your muscles at your master, from whom you earn most of your bread and butter.

As a patriotic Chinese man, the news has made my blood boil. I summoned Louisa, my domestic assistant who holds a degree in international politics from the University of Manila, hung a map on the wall, and gave her a harsh lecture. I sternly warned her that if she wants her wages increased next year, she had better tell every one of her compatriots in Statue Square on Sunday that the entirety of the Spratly Islands belongs to China.

Grimly, I told her that if war breaks out between the Philippines and China, I would have to end her employment and send her straight home, because I would not risk the crime of treason for sponsoring an enemy of the state by paying her to wash my toilet and clean my windows 16 hours a day. With that money, she would pay taxes to her government, and they would fund a navy to invade our motherland and deeply hurt my feelings.

Oh yes. The government of the Philippines would certainly be wrong if they think we Chinese are prepared to swallow their insult and sit back and lose a Falkland Islands War in the Far East. They may have Barack Obama and the hawkish American military behind them, but we have a hostage in each of our homes in the Mid-Levels or higher. Some of my friends told me they have already declared a state of emergency at home. Their maids have been made to shout “China, Madam/Sir” loudly whenever they hear the word “Spratly.” They say the indoctrination is working as wonderfully as when we used to shout, “Long live Chairman Mao!” at the sight of a portrait of our Great Leader during the Cultural Revolution. I’m not sure if that’s going a bit too far, at least for the time being.

Profile ng unggoy :
Chip Tsao is a best-selling author and columnist. A former reporter for the BBC, his columns have also appeared in Apple Daily, Next Magazine and CUP Magazine, among others.

Hitch

2009-03-26T19:09:00.000-07:00

Last week I was able to watch again "Hitch", for me it was a good movie. Stress reliever and it made me smile for the day. I was so amaze with the tips given by hitch there that I researched the memorable quotes on the movie. Good thing IMDB website has it all in one compact piece. Maybe I do have a bias opinion, cause I'm a big fan of will smith.

oh by the way.. if you don't know how to dance.. as in-TINGTING-TIGAS ka kung sumayaw.. better watch hitch.. The basics of simple dancing is thought. Para sa susunod hindi kana mahihiyang sumayaw at hindi kanarin baduy sumayaw..ehehe..

enjoy..XD

color coding : Cheesy Red - my favorites.

Blue Bacon - somehow true.

Memorable quotes for Hitch (2005)

Hitch: Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away.

:: Sometimes doing something wrong is neccessary to do something good. ::

-- kaya nga nainvent ang words na necessary evil, white lies and the quote "the end justifies the means." see sample below..

Sara: What should we toast to?

Hitch: Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.

Hitch: Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet, he just needs the right broom.

Vance: [after telling Hitch that he only wants a girl so he can sleep with her] No, I was told that you help guys get in there.

Hitch: Right, but see, here's the thing - my clients actually *like* women. "Hit it and quit it" is not my thing.

Vance: Let me make one thing clear to you, rabbi, I need professional help.

Hitch: Well, *that* is for damn certain.

Vance: [grabs Hitch by the wrist] You see what I'm doing? This is what I'm about - power suit, power tie, power steering. People can wince, cry, beg, but eventually they do what I want.

Hitch: Oh! So that's, like, a metaphor?

Vance: Oh, yeah.

Hitch: Right. Well, see, I'm more of a literal kind of guy. So when I do this...

[he reverses the grip, twists Vance's arm back and slams him on the table]

Hitch: This is more like me saying that I will literally *break your shit off* if you ever touch me again. Okay, pumpkin?

[first lines] TRUE..

Hitch: Basic Principles - no woman wakes up saying "God, I hope I don't get swept off my feet today!" Now, she might say "This is a really bad time for me," or something like "I just need some space," or my personal favorite "I'm really into my career right now." You believe that? Neither does she. You know why? 'Cause she's lying to you, that's why. You understand me? Lying! It's not a bad time for her. She doesn't need any space. And she may be into her career, but what she's really saying is "Uh, get away from me now," or possibly "Try harder, stupid," but which one is it? 60% of all human communication is nonverbal, body language; 30% is your tone, so that means 90% of what you're saying ain't coming out of your mouth. Of course she's going to lie to you! She's a nice person! She doesn't want to hurt your feelings! What else she going to say? She doesn't even know you... yet. Luckily, the fact is that just like the rest of us, even a beautiful woman doesn't know what she wants until she sees it, and that's where I come in. My job is to open her eyes. Basic Principles - no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet; he just needs the right broom.

Hitch: [Hitch showed Sara where her great-great-grandfather Juan signed into Ellis Island, and she ran out the door crying] I'm really sorry. When I saw him on the computer, it said "The Butcher of Cadíz." I thought it was a profession, not a headline.

Sara: Relationships are for people who are waiting for something better to come along.

Hitch: One dance, one look, one kiss, that's all we get, Albert. Just... one shot, to make the difference between happily ever after, and oh? he's just some guy I went to some thing with once.

Hitch: [Struggling to speak with Sara through her peephole, explaining why he pauses] ... This is weird - I don't have me behind the door.

Albert: You know, honestly, I never knew I could feel like this. You know? I swear I'm, I'm going out of my mind. It's like I want to throw myself off of every building in New York. I, I see a cab and I just wanna dive in front of it because then I'll stop thinking about her.

Hitch: Look, you will. Just give it time.

Albert: That's just it. I don't want to. I mean, I've waited my whole life to feel this miserable. I mean, and if this is the only way I can stay connected with her, then... well, this is who I have to be.

Sara: So, you kinda like me, huh?

Hitch: No. I love you.

Hitch: So how does it happen, great love? Nobody knows... but what I can tell you is that it happens in the blink of an eye. One moment you're enjoying your life, and the next you're wondering how you ever lived without them.

:: Nice Tip ::

Hitch: Lean in, place your hand on the small of her back, say it in her ear like a secret. But watch your hand placement, too high says, 'I just wanna be friends,' too low says, 'I just wanna grab some ass.'

Albert: [making holding gestures at different levels] Okay... Friends. Ass. Me.

Hitch: Because that's what people do. They leap, and hope to God they can fly, because otherwise you just drop like a rock, wondering the whole way down, why in the *hell* did I jump? But here I am, Sarah, falling, and the only one that makes me feel like I can fly... is you.

[last lines]

Hitch: Basic principles... there are none.

Albert: You know what it's like getting up every morning? Feeling hopeless, feeling like the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man. But, at the same time hoping that she still finds happiness, even if it's never going to be with you.

Sara: [on her cell phone talking to Geoff, on her way to work] Did I call it or did I call it? I mean, what did I say, six months? And when was her first date? So five-and-a-half? God, I hate it when I'm right. I mean, what is it about guys that makes them want to screw anything that walks, even when they're going out with someone as awesome as Allegra Cole? I mean, she's only the single most fabulous thing walking around New York. Thanks Young

[to guy working at newsstand]

Sara: . Are you kidding? Of course I'm gonna run it. Why should she waste her heart on some Swedish aristo-brat? Even if he is gorgeous. Hey, if he's stupid enough to cheat then the world should know he's dumb enough to get caught.

[Unimpressed with Albert's dance moves, Hitch pauses the music and slaps him across the face]

Hitch: Get out.

Hitch: Like I always tell my clients - begin each day as if it were on purpose.

Sara: Oh, God. You're a morning person, aren't you?

Hitch: Well, you know, like I always tell my clients, "Begin each day as if it were on purpose."

Hitch: Now, on the one hand, it is very difficult for a man to even speak to someone who looks like you. But, on the other hand, should that be your problem?

Sara: So life's kind of hard all around.

Hitch: Not if you pay attention. I mean, you're sending all the right signals - no earrings, heels under two inches, your hair is pulled back, you're wearing reading glasses with no book, drinking a Grey Goose martini, which means you had a hell of a week and a beer just wouldn't do it. And if that wasn't clear enough, there's always the "fuck off" sign that you have stamped on your forehead.

[Albert is holding a box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts]

Hitch: What you got there?

Albert: This? I figured maybe if my heart stops beating, it wouldn't hurt so much.

Hitch: [talking about when kissing going 90 per cent then he goes 10] All right show me the magic.

Albert: OK.

[going to kiss Hitch]

Hitch: [after being kissed] What the hell?

Albert: Well, you said show me the magic

Hitch: Yeah, but you go 90 then I go 10. You don't go the whole hundred, you over-eager son of a... BLECH!

Albert: [showing Hitch his dance moves] Do the Q-tip! Q-tip! Now throw it away! Now what am I doing? I'm makin a pizza!

Hitch: I'm a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time?

Max: Spoken like a true cynic.

Sara: I'm not a cynic, I'm a realist!

Max: Or a realist masquerading as a cynic who is secretly an optimist.

Hitch: No guile, no game... No girl

Hitch: [as Sara walks the drunk Hitch thru the park] I'm like a vault baby, locked down!

Sara: What's your name?

Chip: They call me Chip.

Sara: Aw, you can't get 'em to stop?

Hitch: Heard of Michelangelo? Heard of the Sistine Chapel?

Albert: Yeah?

[Points at himself]

Hitch: Michelangelo.

[Points at Albert]

Hitch: Sistine Chapel.

Albert: So you're saying you can make this work?

Hitch: My name is Alex Hitchens. Let's go paint that ceiling.

Hitch: When your wondering what to say, or how you look... just remember... she is already out with you. That means, she said yes, when she could've said no. That means she made a plan... when she could've just blown you off. So that means it is no longer you job to make her like you... It’s is your job NOT TO MESS IT UP.

Max: There is more to life than to watch other people live it.

:: I like this part, ganda ng diskarte ni hitch dito..ehhehe.. ::

Chip: [talking to Sara as he puts a drink on the table] I noticed your glass was getting a little low so I took the liberty of bringing you another apple martini.

Sara: Thank you.

Chip: And I couldn't help but notice... you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Sara: [as she puts her drink down] What's your name?

Chip: They call me Chip.

Sara: Awww... you can't get them to stop?

Chip: [laughs] That was funny.

Sara: Listen Chip, I understand the courage it takes to walk across a room and try to generate a relationship out of thin air so don't take the following personally...

Chip: You have fantastic eyes.

Sara: [chuckles] Thanks, try to listen. I... uh this is no reflection on you, I'm just not interested. But thank you for the compliment of coming over.

Chip: You're welcome. So do you like Cuban food?

Sara: Chip seriously, that wasn't code for "I wish you'd try harder".

Chip: Are you always so shut down, and afraid? That the right man might make you feel...

Hitch: [interrupting Chip and puts a hand on his shoulder] ... Feel like a natural woman?

[laughs]

Hitch: Sorry I'm late hunny I couldn't get a cab. How was the meeting?

Sara: Oooh... well there was a beginning a middle and an end. Nice to meet you Chip.

Chip: [stands up to walk away] You too.

Hitch: [to Albert] I need you to wrap your head around this. Tonight, Allegra Cole may get her *last* first kiss.

[pause]

Hitch: [Albert uses his asthma inhaler]

Hitch: Because thats what people do... they leap and hope to God they can fly! Because otherwise, we just drop like a rock... wondering the whole way down..."why in the hell did I jump?" But here I am Sarah, falling. And there's only one person that makes me feel like I can fly... That's you.

[source] :: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0386588/quotes

UP Professors' Quotable Quotes

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Disclaimer : Di ako taga UP..pero taga pilipinas ako.. at mahal ko ang bayan ko.. does that make sense? XD

Credits to FAS operator Brahma

"The aim of policy making is to invoke action! Because action speaks

louder than words! You do not just say I love you. You say: If you

love me, enter me! "

- Dr. Alfonso Pacquing

"Class, next week na lang ung result sa exam nyo. I am having a hard

time checking it. I will seek first the divine guidance on what to do

about it. Class dont worry about your grade. Let me worry about it."

- Sir de jesus, envi sci 1

(valentines day)

"Ano ba yan? Students ba kayo ng UP? Bakit ang bababa ng scores niyo?

Siguro wala kayong date ngayong valentines kaya ganito kayo. Losers!!!

When i was your age i had a date. Hindi ba naapektuhan ng UP FAIR

euphoria ng grades niyo? Parang di kayo masaya..."

(sabay matching tapon ng quizzes sa sahig)

"I won't record this. Go find a date."

(sabay walk out.)

- Sir Doliente, BA

Ma'am: Many people believe that we, psychology graduates can read minds...

(silence)

Actually, we can.

Class: Weh.. Sample..

Ma'am: Right now, you think that I'm bluffin

- Ma'am Chei Billedo, Psych

"I don't give surprise long exams. all exams are announced. Halimbawa,

Class, mageexam tayo, NGAYON NA!"

- Ma'am Chei

"The human body is 70% water. Kaya wala kayong kasaysayan lahat. Pag

may kaaway ka, sabihin mo sa kanya, TUBIG KA LANG!!!

- Dr. Recio

"Oo, nagpapaulan ako ng uno... baket? aanhin ko ba nun? di naman ako

yayaman dun."

- Sir Atoy Navarro, histo I

(commenting on a thesis of a senior student)

'Yang thesis mo? .. Mamamatay ka!! Mamamatay ka!!'

- Dr. llanes, UPM.

"Nasa bandang gilid ang fallopian tube. Kaya kung gusto niyong

magka-anak ng asawa niyo, dapat nakatagilid kayo habang gumagawa."

- Ma'am Meggie, Zoo 10

"Last sem was the first time that I gave a grade of 5, and it felt good!!!"

Prof Goldie, Comm II, circa 1998, first day of class

atheist ako, pero pag nasa bahay, nagro rosary kami ng Nanay ko, eh

kung magalit sa kin yun.

- Socio 11 Prof

"you do not fall in love; you rise in love. That's how you love rationally."

- Dr. FG david

"Try to die! Try to die!"

- sir billones, on a student who is palpitating while taking the exam.

He claims that after incident refreshed na lagi yung estudyante. If I

know, pag naaalala ng estudyanteng yun yung moment na yun, kaya siya

laging refreshed, kasi natatawa siya pag naaalala niya iyon.

"Anong molars? You don't say molars because it is an adjective! Do you

say beautifuls?"

- ma'am ilao, to a student who said "n molars"

"Kahit magpakamatay ka pa di mo masasagot yang problem set na yan

dahil pang-157 (phy chem II) yan!"

- ibid

"Do not memorize! Analyze!"

- doc nic, advising us, her students never to memorize reaction mechanisms

"Kaya nga ideal eh, hindi siya nangyayari sa totoong buhay. Pero an

approximation is good enough"

- sir engle, on ideal and real systems

"Don't take the BAR and yourselves too seriously. baka mabalitaan

nalang namin na nag-o-oral summation kayo sa Luneta. O

lumulutang-lutang sa Pasig River. Enjoy yourselves, relax, and read at

least 15 hours a day. Nakakabobo ang sobrang tulog. MAg relax ka

habang nagbabasa. Magrelax habang nagmi-memorize. "

"Pag nananaba ka sa oras ng exams, ibig sabihin di ka papasa."

"Oh the BAR isn't scary. It's terrifying. It might even kill you."

and the unforgettable: "Wow. Rape-able." and "Stand up Miss ___ so

that I might see the contours of your body."

alternately encouraging and disheartening ang drama nitong prof na'to.

Ito naman from our Prof. Ancient:

"Mga engineers? Nako. Bihira pumapasa sa BAR."

"UP ka nag-undergrad? Bright ka ba?"

"Sa mga taga-UP lang ako bilib eh. Pagpasok nila sa lawschool, hindi

sila disoriented. Bilib ako sa study habits na meron yang mga batang

yan. Some of them look like they eat kamote thrice a day, pero ang

utak, di ututin!" (ewan ko kung matutuwa ako dito o hindi)

sabi ng aming dean who is 80 yrs old, "class you're laughing now, but

i will predecease you all"

prof: O, meron na bang nakapunta sa inyong XXX

prof: (medyo nadisappoint) Ano?! Puro na lang ba kayo aral? Aral na

lang kayo ng aral, ha? Wala na kayong napupuntahan kakaaral niyo!

same prof: Nakita niyo na ba ang Hoover dam?

prof: Hehehehe, ang yabang ko talaga!

Second day of classes

Same Prof: (kinuha ang box ng colored chalks) Ano ba naman ito...

(tapos iniitsa sa lamesa yung mga dark colored chalks)

Prof: Class, sulatan niyo ang manufacturer ng chalk na ito, at

sabihing tanggalin na ang mga walang kwentang kulay na ito.... brown,

green, violet. hindi makikita ito sa board. Convince them

Prof: and .25 incentive sa final grade niyo!

terror prof after an exam (last day na din ng class..): ok class.. see

you next sem!

"Ateneo is not a university, it's a diploma mill. Bakit ba nakangiti

pa mga estudyante dyan kapag lalabas sila ng gate nila, hindi ba nila

nalalaman ang nami-miss nila sa edukasyon?"

"The more wisdom you obtain, the more you shut your mouth. This is

because the more that you learn, the more you realize that there are

even more things that you do not know. The true mark of an idiot is a

loudmouth, the true mark of a wise man is humility"

- Paraphrased galing kay PI100.

"IE? Di naman engineering yun e"

-Thesis adviser

Classmate: Ma'am, pwede po bang next week na kami mag report?

Ma'am: Alam mo, God is good. And I am God. So yes, pwede next week.

galing kay sir U eliserio during creative writing class...

"try everything once except incest"

and one day pumasok ng room, galit na galit. hinagis ang bag sa table,

nagwawala sa harap ng room dahil hindi daw nasagot ng previous class

niya ang question niya. kaya dapat daw masagot namin, ang makasagot

may plus points. kapag walang makasagot, lagot kami. ang tanong....

"class, sinong lalaking artista dun sa TV show na wonder years"?

"Mamatay na mangopya..."

saka

"Ang hindi maka-100, bobo!".

"im gay. so gay i could show you my penis because it is but an

accessory to my body"

- jean navera, spcm1

FIRST DAY OF CLASSES: "Kung may boyfriend o girlfriend kayo na hindi

taga-UP, hiwalayan niyo na agad. Walang pupuntahan yan. Hindi kayo

magkaka-intindihan. Tapos yung mga anak niyo, magiging bobo. Gusto

niyo ba yun?"

ANOTHER PROF: "Hoy girls, wag kayong kukuha ng boyfriend dito sa UP.

Pare-parehas tayong mahirap dito. Kumuha kayo ng mayaman. 80% of the

child's intelligence comes from the Mother naman eh. Kayo guys, wag

kayo kukuha ng bobong babae. Kahit matalino kayo, magiging bobo anak

niyo."

"Class, Chinatown is not in China. And Ateneo de Manila University is

not... a university."

STUDENT: Sir, pwede po magpa-sit in yung friends ko?

PROF: From what school are they?

STUDENT: St. Scho po.

PROF: "Go ahead. So they'll realize what they're missing. St. Scho,

St. Scho... eskwelahan na ba yun sa inyo?!"

sa PHILO:

"I THINK THEREFORE I AM FROM UP!"

"Class, kaya mahal ang bayad sa mga professors sa ibang school kasi

ang bobobo ng mga estudyante dun. Dyuskoh, I used to teach there... at

lumuluha talaga ako ng dugo bago maintindihan ng mga students yung

sinasabi ko. Ang mahal nga ng bayad, magkakasakit ka naman sa panga

kakaulit ng lessons! Wag na lang! Dito na ko sa UP, at least

nagkakaintindihan tayo. Diba?"

Dahil kami ang mga huling estudyante ni Dr. David at mahal na mahal

namin siya, nag-compile kami dati ng mga quotable quotes mula sa

kanya. Ito ang ilan:

"Meanings we find are the meanings we make."

"WHAT YOU LEARN IN UP IS TO GO ON AND NEVER GIVE UP. THAT IF THERE BE

ONE PERSON LEFT STANDING, LET IT BE ME. LET ATENEO FALL FIRST BEFORE

UP..."

"The measure of a man is how many doors he has opened to other people,

especially to those he doesn't know."

"To be born is to die. In between they grow and multiply like flies.

6.2 billion people in the world. Kadiri, ano?"

"Why not life? Why call it soul? Call a spade a spade."

"Earth is the only heaven we can know."

"religion is a successful economic institution"

"Do not live long enough to be worthless."

"Domestication of the human male is one of the greatest achievement of

the human race."

"I do not know many. I only know enough to teach my classes."

"We do not accept anyone here in class except for those who are

members of a certain minority group. For example, gays are part of a

minority group, bakla ka ba? If you admit to this class that you are

gay, then I'll admit you"

- Prof "hail to the chair", to a guy student na nagpre-prerog

"kapatid ng sinungaling ang magnanakaw.

"ergo, gma's marriage to mike arroyo is null and void ab initio."

consti law class, 1st sem, AY 2005-06

"running for summa ka? mapapagod ka lang."

"Si Miriam, crush ko 'yun dati. Muntikan na maging kami, kaso nasiraan

ng ulo, kaya 'yun, iba ang asawa ko."

"Class, gusto ko kayong i-train na mag-English, so when you're here in

class, magsalita kayo ng English! Ako lang ang exempted dahil matanda

na ako at ako ang teacher!"

Ma'am Vitriolo (2nd to the last meeting)

Okay class, next week, we start the lecture proper.

more of Ma'am Ilao

"Hindi mahirap makakuha ng UNO sa class ko. yung gumradweeeyt last

year na Magna Cum Laude ng Biochem, uno siya sakin sa Chem 18"

Sabi ng Prof ko dahil may kaklase akong recite ng recite w/o raising her hand

"I think this is the first time i have a student w/ tourette in my class..."

Recite parin ng recite yung student

"Wow the ejaculatory comments just don't stop!"

from my socsci1 prof last sem: "Birds of the same feather FLOCK

together...don' t forget the L".

"I'll strangle you, strangle you really hard, smack right in your

jugular (pause ng mga 5 seconds), you do know where your jugular is?"

"Be ready with your speech because I am going to lambaste you!"

-namutla nalang yung classmate kong freshie after hearing sir navera

sa spcm 1 namin

'bakit parang napakaligaya ng klase niyo? maging sad naman kayo, 5

mins.' - prof ko sa math 100.

"well of course when you sell your soul you have to make an elaborate

justification to make yourself feel good."

-Sir Walden Bello, Socio 127, this sem

^grabe ang galing ni sir bello. nakakaamaze.

"ano bang natapos mo? italian 8?"

"punyetissima! " (sosyal pati mura italian!)

"look at me i'm 433 years old pero ang lakas lakas ko pa. eh kung

walang gulay eh di kakain na lang ako ng damo. kung wala eh di tubig,

kung wala mag-ipon na lang ako ng laway."

-Sir Tiamson, Italian 11, this sem

When you graduate, then you begin to live.

-Dr. Carmen Jimenez, Psych 118

from Prof Soresca in my spanish 1 class

Prof:"Mr. Gatbunton, why are you late?!"

Student:"Sorry Mam, galing pa ako Las Pinas."

Prof: "Ladies, don't marry somebody from Las Pinas because they have

bamboo organs!!"

"there are only two countries who still use Fahrenheit.. the United

States of America and Liberia... a pathetic country in africa"

- Sir Argete

Marx is more Christian than Christ and Christ is more Marxist than Marx.

- Sir Lanuza.

May kaklase ako, may jowang taga Ateneo

"Ateneo? How could you love someone from the Ateneo? "

sa geol11, ayaw mag-recite ng mga classmates ko..

sabi ni ma'am cathy

"wag na mahiya, you have nothing to lose but your face.."

si sir agapito..habang 2nd exam at malakas ang ulan..

"ang lakas ng ulan, ayos yan at least hindi halata pag umiiyak.."

Class: Sir, sa exams po ba nagbibigay kayo ng partial points?

Prof: Hmm, if I see partial wisdom.

"It's okay to smoke inside my class. As long as you don't breathe it

out." -Dr. Obsioma, Biodiversity

"Oh, this is good. It's poetic because it's perfectly stupid." -

Ricardo de Ungria last week on my classmate's work.

Prof: Did I remind the class last meeting that we're going to have an

exam today?

Class: (dead air)

Prof: Ok, it seems I forgot to remind the class that we're going to

have an exam today. I'm giving you five minutes then to buy a

bluebook. We're going to have an exam today.

sir tiamson (span 11)

"ayan, di ka makasagot. yung bakal sa ngipin mo naapektuhan na yung

pagsasalita mo"

Kilala Me Ih Totoy Bato?

2009-03-23T00:00:00.000-07:00

DISCLAIMER : Ninoy is 50% kapampangan, 50% panggalatok.

Lumaki sa angeles city pampanga, jologs daw magkapampangan sabi ng ex-gf, pinsans at kaibigans. Gusto ku lang po itry magkapampangan blog.. para sa bayan na kinalakihan ko.. Regionalism!

Metung a aldo, ikwa cung pekinggan ing kanta ng Totoy Bato. Musikero yang kapampangan na taga Guagua, Pampanga. Ah-alala kupa kanta, potang mumuli kuh.. Ing tatang cu buri ng buri patugtug cula deng kanta ng Totoy Bato.. Makatula la, ampo makarelax deng kanta ng Totoy. Anang tatang cu, masanting la kanu deng kanta ng totoy kasi peyakit nala canu deng kedagulanan na canita. Ih tatang cupu casi ortilanu ya kanitang anak ya. Taung baryu yapu..Ngeni kabalen i share cu kekayu ing lyrics ning metung karing kanta ng totoy bato.."Istorya Ng Raffy.."

Istorya ng raffy... (totoy bato)

e cu pa celinguan istorya ng raffy

aniang dinatang yang menibat quing saudi

dasnan ne ing misis na ating niang lalaki

ing magpacamate a isip ng raffy

quinua ne ing baril na ding ausan dang picbung

at saca ne tinutuc quing busbus ng arung

ot apansinan na damdaman da ing acbung

pota dimanda reng illegal posesyon

belacan na namu quing ilog nia ome

carin nia pailumud ba neng agad mate

lulundag ne sana quing babo ning tete

o neng a isip na eia biasang caue

minuli ne naman ing magpacamate

carin ya migculung quing carelang bale

atsaca ne quinwa itang beinte nueve

ya sang gamitan na ba niang agad mate

aniang acua na neng mesabing pataram

isacsac na nesa quetang qaiang batal

ot apansinan ne quatmu yang calauang

nung mainpecsiun ya gumastos niang dacal

quing pali ng buntuc linual ya quing dalan

ing philippine rabbit sactu iang daratang

saganan na nesa baniang 'gad mamisan

ing busit a rabbit quinorba yang wanan

sactung-sactu naman lalabas ya i vicky

atme quing kabalbun at nepang caseqsi

ana coiang raffy atsu naka queti

licuan daca pa mu niang atsu ta saudi

inisip ng raffy i reyp na niai vicky

ba niang miparusan quetang death penalty

o neng ing masaquit crush ne palang vicky

yapa ing menagcat quing hotel qang raffy

caibat ning ligaia ticman dang manyaman

ing magpacamate minuli ne kanu

pangaras na bale miniara iang auang

isip-isipan na ing dapat ng gawan

tinali neng lubid itang kaiang batal

saca ne sinabit babo ning bubungan

sactu iang lulundag niang bigla deng ausan

ana coiang raffy atin qang long distance

quelagan neng agad lubid quing batal na

saca ya quinuldas malaguang tinipa

aniang sagutan neh itang long distance na

ing mamaus pala ing misis ng sinta

ana ing misis na acu ini raffy

paniauad queng tauad ing cacung sarili

enaca mimimua ala ng maliari

pangaratang cu ken gaua katang beybie

mesaia iay raffy quing aramdaman na

muli na qa queni ana quing misis na

ing gueua mu qaqu acalinguan kuna

banong miragdagan ding aduang anak ta

malaguat salita dintang ne ing misis na

queta la pang dalan mipangaul nala

quing sobra rang tula mipaglips to lips la

aputut ne dila i raffy balboa

dela re hopital ing calulung raffy

ene macapangan ene macasabi

pipiling ya ing doctor ala ng maliari

icua na ring mete ing depaning alti

Black Attire Para Kay Kiko.

2009-03-19T14:57:00.000-07:00

Black Attire Para Kay Kiko.

Kagabi napagtripan kong pakinggan ang mga kanta ni Francis M. Isa sa ikinatuwa kong kanta niya ay ang "Bading Ang Dating" halaw sa kantang "That Thing" ni Faith Evans, If I am not mistaken. Kanta iyon tungkol kay Kulas na nagtatagong bading sa kanyang misis. Kaya kayong mga macho dyan, ilabas ninyo na ang tunay na kulay at sumama na sa federasyon..eheh..

After, Francism Music. Tutal Local Rap/Hiphop/RNB na pinapatugtog ko sa Winamp player ko.. Itinuloy kuna ang pakikinig sa mga local artist natin, nostalgia attack..

Miss Miss Pakipot - Mastaplan? ata..

Lando - Gloc 9

Stupid Love - Salbakuta

Kabit - Gagong Rapper with Kyla

Simpleng Tao - Gloc 9

Itsumo - Dice And K9

Tina Moran - Andrew E.

Banyo Queen - Andrew E.

Ang konklusyon ko.. Magaling pala ang local rap scene naten..eheheh.. apir for that! Pero hindi yan ang main point ng blog kong ito. XD

Today Naisipan kong magsuot ng all black attire para kay francis M. Isang pagbibigay pugay sa isang haligi ng pinoy music!

Isang MALAKING APIR FOR FRANCIS M!

Dress Attire plus plus.

2009-03-12T15:12:00.000-07:00

I am not against any company rule that requires as to wear business attire at the office. The reason behind this policy is simple : To be presentable, truth and trust worthy when facing clients.However, I was wondering if we could put an add-on on such policy. And it is stated as :
"To wear proper business attire and be hygienic". I guess you know what I am talking - bad odor.

It annoys me when I meet people who look good but smell bad. They have the money to buy such expensive attire but they can't buy a deodorant. This is also an health issue. Back in our high school days, A classmate of mine had been confined at the hospital for a week because he smelled the terrible odor of our female classmate.

Ain't writing this to ridicule someone, but to promote awareness of proper hygiene. This is an issue.

Pokpok Sagot Sa Recession Sa Pinas.

2009-03-10T21:14:00.000-07:00

Nagkaroon kami ng conversation magkaka-office mates nung isang tanghale. Pinagusapan namin ang recession at humantong ito sa mga naiisip naming mga solution. Isa sa mga solusyon ay ang mga pokpok sa pinas.. Naisaad ang solusyon na ito dahil, Yung isa kasi naming kaibigan ay gumastos ng 3K para sa isang pokpok na babae.

Ok let's go with the figures.

let's say merong 20,000 na quality pokpok ngayon sa pinas. reasonable yan dahil meron 70,000,000 pilipino sa mundo. Napakaliit na porsyon na yan kung tutuusin.
Isang pokpok may average na 6 customer sa isang araw.
Bawat customer nagbabayad ng average na 1000.
So 6 customers times 1000 merong 6,000 malinis na kita ang pokpok sa isang gabi.
Sa isang linggo, sabihin nalang natin 6 days a week sila magtrabaho.
So may 36,000 pesos na malinis na kita sila sa isang linggong trabaho (6000 * 6 = 36000 pesos).
Eh, may 4 na linggo kada isang buwan. 36,000 times 4 = isang staggering 144,000 pesos monthly income! Swabeng malinis.
Hindi pa tapos yan.. may 12 months ang isang taon. 12 months times 144,000 pesoses = 1,728,000 pesos a year kita ng isang quality pokpok.
Ang malupit nito, sa kasalukuyan, sabihin nalang natin may 40,000 quality pokpok sa pinas.
Let me do the math pards.. 20,000 times 1,728,000 = 34,560,000,000 pesos!

Magbawas pa tayo ng operations expense/ overhead. Bawas tayo ng 15,000,000,000.

So ang netincome would be 14,560,000,000. Malaki parin. Ito ay patunay na malaki ang market sa flesh trade industry. Kaya siguro maraming yumayaman sa kalakarang ganito.

Itong mga pokpok nato hindi natatax, eh kung bigyan natin ng sila ng tax. Baka makatulong sa bayan, tanggalin na ang moral issue, kahit anung pagpigil natin liberated na mostly ng mga pinoy.

Hindi kaya, Pokpok Ang Kasagutan Sa Recession Sa Pinas?

Blink 182 Are Back!

2009-03-02T21:36:00.000-08:00

Yes!! Sa wakas, muling pinakita ng Blink 182 ang good culture ng punk.. hehehe.. Nagreunite sila, and they are back to give us again a chance to listen to thier music. Malaking influence sakin ang blink 182, back on my highschool days.. I listen to their punk upbeat and emo sounds.

Sila ang nagpasikat ng mga kantang :
"All The Small Things" - MTV mimicking BSB and running nude at the beach.
"Adam Song" - which is an anti-suicide song, pero unfortunately there was a report that a suicide person had chosen this song as his very own suicide song.
"Rock Show" - classic guy meets a girl on a rock show.
"First Date" - unang date.
"Stay Together For The Kid" - The song title says it all.
"Aliens Exist" - kanta ng mga naniniwala sa alien. Tulad ko.

Marame silang magandang kanta... Though inamin din nila nung nag-uumpisa palang sila..
basta maganda tunog ng rythm ok na.. Kahit walang sense ang lyrics..
They started to be more serious on thier writing skills when the album "Take Off Your Pants And Jackets" was released.

Anyway, all I wanna say is.. I am happy they are back! Sana Magconcert Sila Sa Pinas.. Kahit wala ako matanggap na complimentary tickets..bibili parin ako..

Mabuhay kayo Mark Hoppus, Tom De Lounge and Travis Barker! Oi! Oi! Oi!

See official blink 182 website : http://www.blink182.com/

Here is their official statement taken from the site.

Learn SAP in 24 hours (wtf)

2009-03-02T14:18:00.000-08:00

Officially, I am now 1 year old at my work..Yehey! Nagtagal din ako sa wakas.. My first task then was to impose self-study ( e.i. self-study - is a term use to inflict excruciating pain to oneself). I got to know the technology I would be using. Browsing from e-books portal.org, I found an e-book regarding Sam's Teach Yourself SAP in 24 hours. I did tried my best to read some chapters, darn, and typed down some notes using notepad++. Personally, I don't want to take down notes using a notebook. IT guys should always imply paperless environment, don't cut the trees, lets just burn the grass. XD

Now my friend, I'm sharing my personal notes on my venture on knowing SAP last year. Enjoy and be bored at the same time. But the notes here would greatly help you know the basic things regarding SAP.. That is if you are interested.. IT geek world..heheheh..

Notes on Learn SAP on 24 hours..(wat the.. r u drank? yah heard!)
============= HOUR ONE =============

Overview of SAP
SAP AG - based in Walldorf,Germany
founded in 1972 in Mannheim, Germany by EX-IBMERS engineers...haha..
(kelan kaya,, founded by Ex-Arins......)
Systemanalyse und Programmentwicklung - original name.
Systems, Applications, and Products in Data Processing (SAP).

Sample SAP products::
1 SAP PLM - addressing product lifecycle planning requirements.
2 SAP Enterprise Buyer - supporting internal company procurement.
3 SAP Exchange Infrastructure -interconnecting different systems to ease integration headaches.
4 SAP R/3(OLDSKUL) SAP ECC ERP Central Component (NEWSKUL)- Financials, Sales & Distribution, Materials Management, Warehouse Management.
5 Customer Relationship Management (CRM) - product to determine customer-buying trends.CRM's business logic might essentially direct or influence the business process in a particular way, seeking to ultimately increase order size or gross margin.
6 Advanced Planner and Optimizer (APO) - might be accessed to revise a supply chain planning process for a set of potential orders, looking to optimize profitability as the system seeks to balance the needs of many different customers with the organization's access to materials, people, and other resources.
7 Enterprise Portal - ? is the same as ECC?

Web Application Server, or WebAS - offers an "open" front-end in that it speaks the most popular computer communication languagesHTML, XML, Web Services, and traditional "SAP."
* ECC was built on this platform.
* supports open" back-end in terms of database selection.

Standards on building Computer System
1 SAP R/3 was built around the concept of client/server.
2 SAP ECC is built around SAP NetWeaver and the concept of Enterprise Services Architecture.

SAP Classic System Architecture / Three-Tiered Architecture
1 Database Server (database layer) - datawarehouse, Provides for the organized storage of all data, in the form of database tables, rows, and other structures.
2 Application Server (business logic layer) - ABAP code processing, Provides for the organized storage of all data, in the form of database tables, rows, and other structures.
3 Presentation Server/System (user interface layer) - End User view. SAP GUI Graphical User Interface.

OTHER ARCHITECTURES
two-tiered architecture - application and database layers are combined onto one server.
four-tiered architecture - added the "accessibility tier" or "services tier" in between the application and presentation tiers, a four-tiered system enabled simple browser-based access.

SAP NetWeaver is the ultimate in four-tiered architectures, integrating Web Services and Internet support within the core WebAS platform.
* netweaver is a sample of a four-tiered architecture.
*NetWeaver provides the platform and tools to construct a solution that embraces ESA
*covers Enterprise Services Architecture (ESA).
*NetWeaver merely provides the vehicle for integrating these application services.

ESA - ESA provides the roadmap or blueprint for designing an adaptable enterprise computing solution.
*ESA is the new model around which SAP is building its solutions.

mySAP ERP compromises of the FF:
ECC(central component)
SAP NetWeaver
Business Intelligence (SAP BI)
Enterprise Portal (SAP EP)
SAP's Exchange Infrastructure (SAP XI)
Mobile Infrastructure (SAP MI)
SAP's Strategic Enterprise Management application (SAP SEM, a "bolt-on" to SAP BW)
SAP's Supplier Relationship Management solution (SRM, which essentially consists of SAP Enterprise Buyer Professional)
Employee Self Service (ESS)
Manager Self Service (MSS)
mySAP ERP Financials
mySAP ERP Human Capital Management
mySAP ERP Operations
mySAP ERP Corporate Services

ECC (ERP Central Component) definition
*At the core of mySAP ERP is ECC. SAP's ERP Central Component replaces SAP R/3 as the company's core online transaction processing (OLTP) system.
*ECC addresses a business organization's needs to manage inventories and sales, track orders, plan and execute warehouse movements, and much more.

SAP transaction is any logical process in the R/3, CRM, BW, or other SAP system.
An SAP logical unit of work (LUW) contains all the steps of a transaction, concluding with the update to the SAP database, if necessary.

||Dialog, Dispatch, and Dataflow||
Dialog, dispatch, and dataflow refer to the information entered on a screen (dialog), the transfer of that screen data to the database (dispatch), and the update to the database and movement to the next process (dataflow).

A SAP dispatcher enables SAP to communicate with the presentation server by managing the information exchange between the SAP GUI and the individual processes within SAP that execute work.

============= HOUR TWO =============

SAP session simply means you have started the SAP GUI (the SAP graphical user interface) and established a connection with a particular SAP systemyou're connected, so to speak.
* by default maximum of six sessions are allowed by one user.

Clients in the world of SAP are the self-contained business entities or units within your various SAP systems. A client retains its own separate master records and own set of tables.

SAP GUI command field type "/nex" to terminate SAP session or connection.

The SAP Logon Pad is useful for organizing and simplifying access to multiple SAP systems.

For SAP GUI users at remote sites or using slow modems or networks to connect to SAP, the Low Speed Connection option can really help speed up system response times.
The SAP GUI window displays the current session number in the bottom-right side of the screen, in parentheses.

A transaction code is a unique sequence of between three and eight alphanumeric characters that identify a transaction in the SAP system.
example of: /oSE38 -- create new session and open new transaction on a new window.
/nSE38 -- create new session open and new transaction on the active window.

The Users Overview screen (USER LIST) available via transaction SM04 Command field "/nSM04"

============= HOUR THREE =============

This connection of multiple tables through relationships creates what is known as a Relational Database Management System (RDBMS).

Database tables in an RDBMS are required to contain a unique field that individually distinguishes one particular record from all others in the database. This unique field is called a primary key and is composed of one or more fields that make every record in a database unique.

You use the primary key field in one table to link it to another. The common link field in the other table is usually not the primary key in the other table: It is called a foreign key.

Database indexes are used to speed up the retrieval of data from tables (see Figure 3.7). An index might best be described as a copy of a database table reduced to only the key fields.

SAP uses another concept called transparent tables, which are SAP database tables that only contain data at runtime.

database structures are a group of internal fields that logically belong together.
The criteria of DB structure are:
* A structure does not contain or reflect an associated ABAP/4 Data Dictionary table.
* A structure does not contain a primary key.
* A structure does not have any technical properties like class, size, category, or buffering specifications.

============= HOUR FOURTEEN SAP Technology Overview =============

SAP's Web Application Server, or WebAS or SAP BASIS
* is the middleware or software that functions as a conversion or translation layer between the technology and business/application layers of a computing solution and allows the various SAP applications to run on different hardware and system platforms.
* Constitutes the runtime environment for SAP
* Represents the heart of the administrative core of SAP
* Enables management and distribution of your SAP technical components and resources
* Permits optimal integration of the various SAP applications into the overall computing environment
* Establishes a stable structural framework for system upgrades, enhancements, and so on
* Makes it possible to interface with third-party applications and products, thus extending SAP functionality beyond its own innate capabilities

BASIS TOOLS
* Remote Function Calls (RFCs) - are the most common form of interface communication and allow for the simple programming of communication processes between systems.
Common Program Interface Communications (CPI-C) - is nothing more than a type of program interface communication that ensures a standard and consistent communication between two programs. The difference between RFCs and CPI-Cs is that RFCs allow other systems to call SAP functions and CPI-Cs allow program-to-program communications and exchange.
* Electronic Data Interchange (EDI) - is the electronic communication of business transactions electronically. EDI permits two different systems to pass information back and forth in a standard format. The standard format for EDI is ANSI X12.
* Object Linking and Embedding (OLE) - is used to integrate PC and other applications with the SAP system. OLE is the technology for transferring and sharing information among applications.
* Application Link Enabling (ALE) - is the creation and operation of distributed applications. In other words, ALE, which is closely related to SAP Work Flow, is the technology used by SAP to support distributed business processes.

WORK PROCESSES - execute behind-the-scenes in your SAP system, performing different types of functionsall of which can be customized.

Different types of work processes
Dialog (D) - Dialog requests
Update (Vx) - Requests to update data in the database
* V1 Synchronous Update (V1) - are performed immediately.
* V2 Asynchronous Update (V2) - are not performed immediately.
Background (B) - Background jobs
Spool (S) - Print spool requests
Enqueue (E) - Lock management
Message (M)- Message management between application servers within an R/3 system
Gateway (G) - Requests between multiple systems, including external non-SAP systems

SAP Process Overview screen - work processes are executing at any given time in your SAP system, use the transaction code "/nSM50".

============= HOUR FIFTEEN System Administration =============

SAP Servers System Monitoring screen following the menu path Tools, Administration, Monitor, System Monitoring, Servers, or by using transaction code "/nSM51".

An instance is typically an administrative unit used to logically describe the set of SAP system components that together provide one or more services, for example, a "Production Instance" of SAP. An instance can also refer to the services provided by a single SAP server (for example, an SAP Application Server instance).

SAP maintains a system log that records important events that occur in your SAP system. You can view the SAP System Log screen by executing transaction code "/nSM21".

SAP's Computing Center Management System (CCMS) is a built-in monitoring tool used for controlling, configuring, and managing SAP across much of the technology stack. CCMS (and in releases before R/3 4.6C, by using transaction code "/nSRZL").

CCMS Workload Alert Monitor it is powerful, capable, and free (in the sense that it's paid for when you purchase your SAP license). To use this tool, follow the menu path Tools, CCMS, Control/Monitoring, Alert Monitor, or execute transaction code "/nRZ20".

Other CCMS Tools
"ST06", the Operating System Monitor, ideal for analyzing the performance of the entire SAP technology stack
"ST03N", the Workload Monitor, useful in drilling down into online and batch workloads, "top 40" transactions, peak workload details, and more executed over a particular time period
"SSAA", useful in conducting routine daily, weekly, and monthly systems administration functions
"SMLG", to monitor how well SAP's logon load balancing is performing; use F5 to drill down into group-specific performance data
"AL08", useful in reviewing the end users logged into particular SAP application servers (and the transactions they are executing)
"ST07", useful in reviewing end users logged into the entire system, sorted by functional areas (such as SAP ECC FI, MM, PM, PS, SD, and so on)
"SM66", ideal for looking at system-wide performance relative to processes executing on every application and batch server within an SAP system
"ST22", to review ABAP dumps and therefore identify program errors (to aid in escalating such issues to the responsible programming team)

The master record is a data record containing the principal employment and authorization data on a user that usually remains unchanged, including the user's system authorizations, standard printer settings, and transaction settings.

Use transactions "/nSU56" and "/nSU53" to review authorizations you currently have and to check authorizations you are missing, respectively.

The SAP Profile Generator (PG) was introduced in SAP R/3 3.1G to assist in the implementation of your company's application-layer security model.

An authorization object is a logical entity used to group a number of related fields that require "authority checking" within the SAP system.

What A Woman Can Do...

2009-02-26T17:22:00.000-08:00

It was around march last year when my office mates had paid tribute to a men..

see post : What a man can do..

Now for the 2nd time around.. They were giving a tribute to a women. I'm not close to that lady but I guess, she really did something great for the team that she would always be remember and for that she also deserves to be blogged..

Apir! EXCELENTE! Lahat ng status nila..nagpapasalamat..

How To Recruit The Right Person For The Job?

2009-02-25T20:53:00.000-08:00

Credits to Airsofter Demonfire.

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.

If they are counting the bricks.
Put them in the accounts department.

If they are recounting them...
Put them in auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
Put them in operations.

If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in information technology.

If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved.
Put them in sales.

If they have already left for the day.
Put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the window.
Put them on strategic planning.

At last but not least.
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.
Congratulate them and put them in top management.

What a Friday The 13th! ( FOB at Kamikazee B2B )

2009-02-23T21:59:00.000-08:00

Late post.. been busy.. blame it to my undisciplined self..

Thursday sinuot ko ang Anti-malas tshirt ko.. Umipekto ang swerte nung friday the 13th.. Bakit kamo? Una nagkaroon ako ng chance to watch the concert ng Fall Out Boy for Free.. Sa upperbox kame.. Salamat kay paring greg! Unang tinugtog ang "THNKS FR TH MMRS" - isa sa mga pinakasikat nila. Naging entranda ng "Beat It" ang "American Boy". Halatang tuwang tuwa ang bassista nila dahil sa sobrang laki ng stage nila, kinareer niya ang paghiga, paggulong, pagluhod at pagpapacute sa mga audience.

May dalawang amuyong ang umeksena sa show at sumabay sila sa pagkanta. Isang matabang lalake at isang cute na XPAT gurl, akala nga namin taga-Paramore eh. Tumagal lang ng isang oras ang show, ubos ang ten thousand pesos ng mga nanuod sa pinakaharap, sabay napaisip ako. Naghihirap ba talaga ang mga pinoy? Medyo jologs ang closing nila, hindi ko alam yung ending song at walang ka-appeal appeal ang exit nila.

After ng show effective parin ang swerte ko. Pumunta kaming ortigas para manuod ng san miguel beer barkada pre-valentine concert. At sa sobrang swerte, nagkaruon ako ng backstage access at nakadaupang palad si Jay Contreras ng Kamikazee. Kinonggrats ko sya dahil bagong kasal lang sya. Hehehe..

Sa pagoobserba ko kay Jay. Ang hirap palang maging rakista. Nakatatlong bote sya ng san mig layt at isang incan na red horse bago pumanik ng stage. Iba pa yung ininum niya on stage. Malamang hindi lang yun ang pangpalakas nya.. Medyo drowsy ang mga mata ni Jay. Hehehe.. Alam kong "NO" To Chemicals si Jay.. Pro-herbal ang lalaking yun. Pro-M.

Tawanan to the max ang concert nila. Inasar pa ang idol ko si R. Blanco. Pahapyaw nilang tinugtog ang Yugto at Your Universe. Pacute pa ang kamote. Tinira din si Bamboo, tinugtog ang Halleluyah habang ginagaya niya ang mga steps ni Bamboo sa concert. May mga bago silang kanta at magaganda. Next month ang release ng album. Yung isang kanta na title "Wala" ay para sa presidente ng Naspi. Galit na galit ang lyrics nun.hehehe.. Isa pang maganda nilang kanta na upbeat is yung "Expectator", tungkol sa isang lalaking tablado sa pagibig.

Sabi ni jay.. "Hindi kame guwapo, pero mapagbigay kame". Sabay bigay ng san mig layt at yosi sa mga tao. "Bisyo for everyone!", Nakuha niya pang magdemo kung panu suotin ang condom. hehehe.. What an artist. Tapos ng show halatang pagod na pagod si jay. Pero bilib ako sa kanya nakuha niya paring ngumiti sa tao kahit pagod. Sana ganun din ako. Lalo na sa work.

Salamat kina Greg at Joseph for making the 13th nayt totally awesome! Apir!

Patibay ng friday the 13th.. Unused complimentary ticket ng FOB at pinapirma ko pa kay Jay dun.. XD

Mga pictures from our sudden gimik.

http://issatolentino.multiply.com/photos/album/267/Lucky_13_Fall_Out_Boy_Feb_13_09

Mga Combat Scenarios na naisip ko sa Airsoft.

2009-02-17T17:14:00.000-08:00

Salamat kay sir logan at pinaandar niya na naman kakulitan ko. Hindi kasi masyado masaya kapag panay nalang ubusan ng lahi / skirmish ang laro sa airsoft. Nawawala ang team planning at pagiisip bago bumaril.. kaya kailangan ng mga combat scenarios para mas maging makabuluhan ang paglalaro ng airsoft. You earn friends and +2 to critical thinking.

Protect the VIP.
Mission scenario : may start point ang counter terrorist tapos objective nila is ilagay sa safe zone ang VIP on time. Dalawa ang safe zone, at either of the two safezones pwede ilagay ang VIP. Objective ng terror to eliminate the VIP.

Ang ratio : 2 counter : 1 terrorist - kasi mang-aabang nalang dito most likely ang terror sa dalawang safe zone.
time : 15 minutes sa small map, 30 minutes sa medium map, 45 minutes sa large map.
VIP : also has a blow-back gun or kaya single shot rifle.
How to know if VIP dies? Honesty or kaya gayahin natin yung sa takeshi castle. Maglagay ng bilog na papel sa taas ng ulo niya, tapos kapag nabutas yun. Ayun dead na sya..

Last Man Standing.
Simple lang ito.. Matira matibay. kanya kanya ng starting point. Mimic natin ang gamestyle ng quake I,II,III or halflife. Pero wala ng respawn.
Dapat sa scenario ito may marshall. Sige volunteer ako marshall.. XD

Suicide Boys.
Mission scenario 2 ang terrorist team. Ang terror team "A" hawak ang detonator at ang terror team "B" hawak ang Improvise Explosive Device "EID" in short. Objective nilang makapunta pareho sa stationary base camp ng counter habang dala ang detonator at EID. Kapag pareho ng nasa loob ng base camp ang terror teams. Kailangan nilang sumigaw ng "Allahu Akbar!" 3 times para masabing nanalo sila, at dyan galing ang title ng game scenario nato.

time : 15 minutes sa small map, 30 minutes sa medium map, 45 minutes sa large map.
ratio : 1 counter : 1 terror.

Steal and Plant the Bomb.
May 2 counter bases na dapat maover-run ng terrorist. Ang counter base 1 ay isang military supply kung saan dapat nakawin ng terrorist ang bomba, tapos kailangan nilang pumunta sa counter base 2 - "Joint Operations Command" para itanim ang bomba.
Ang catch sa scenario na ito ay mga sumusunod :

Time pressured : 15 minutes sa small map, 30 minutes sa medium map, 45 minutes sa large map.
Bibigyan ng panahon ang counter na itago ng mabuti within sa Base 1 ang bomba.
Ang Base 1 ay defended lang ng 4 na sundalo. Kailangan mapaslang lahat. Kung pwede sa madugong pamamaraan. Like hagisan ng handheld pellets. XD
Ang Base 2 ay heavily fortified. May home court advantage dapat.. so ang area nila eh elevated part. Kailangan mapasukan ng terror ito at itanim ang bomba sa isang designated place sa Base 2. Sa pagkakataong ito hindi trip ng terrorist na magpakamatay, kailangan sa loob ng 30 seconds eh makaalis ng hindi na hi-hit ang kahit isa lang sa kanila.Syempre with the supervision ng Marshall ang pagoras ng 30 seconds. At pasigaw ang pagbibilang niya para may sound effects. And to give more adrenaline.
Ratio 2 terror : 1 counter.

Golden Phone In Churches

2009-02-16T17:07:00.000-08:00

A man in Topeka , Kansas decided to write a book about churches around the world. He started by flying to San Francisco and started working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes.

He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign, which read 'Calls: $10,000 a minute' Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to GOD.

The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Paris , France , Cairo , Egypt , Hong Kong in China , and around the World , he found more phones, with the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor.

Finally, he arrived in Philippines, upon entering a church ln Manila, Philippines, Assumption of the Blessed Virgin Mary Catholic Church, behold - he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read 'Calls: 35 cents.'

Fascinated, he asked to talk to the Priest, 'Father Ricardo Baumberger, I have been in cities all across the world and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to GOD, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads only 35 cents a call. Why?'

I love this part.....

The priest, smiling benignly, replied, 'Son, you're in the Philippines now ....... You're in God's Country, It's a local call.'

Philippine Military Modernization Fund

2009-02-12T13:41:00.000-08:00

PGMA ordered that the Phil Military Modernization Fund be activated and used to purchase "New Jet Fighter Planes" to replace the aging "F5 Flying Coffines" and "OV-10 Bronco Vietnam Relics" of the Phil Airforce. She said that Upgrading our military is the best move towards a strong republic!

After months of goverment lobbying to various Arms dealers around the globe.The Phil Airforce has procurred and "IS" now a proud owner of 10 brandnew "McDonell Douglas F15 Eagle" and armed w/ AIM-120 AM-RAAM and AIM-9 Sidewinders.

The Press was happy about new toys the gov't bought and she asked her Generals if We could test its capabilities in war?Her Generals said, Yes madam Press it is possible we can test it if we where on war w/ another nation!

And so the PGMA was on the phone trying to call other head of states around the world choosing Who to be at war with...

PGMA: Hello Vladimir Putin! how many jet planes do you have? Putin: Madam,we have 500 Migs and 100 Migs on reserve!Why are you asking? PGMA: (syet ang dami)Nothing just asking.Good bye!

dailed the phone again....

PGMA: Hello George! How many jet planes do you have? George Bush: Madam we have 1000 F22 Raptors and 500 on reserve!Why are you asking? PGMA: (syet mas madami)Nothing just asking.Goodbye!

PGMA is now growing impatient and is eager to test the new planes then she dialed the phone again....

PGMA:Hello Prime Minister Fukuda!How many jet fighters do you have? PM Fukuda:Well madam President at this moment we only have 5! PGMA: is that so(syet lima lang chamba)!OK PM Fukuda I declare war on your country be prepared. PM Fukuda:Why? PGMA:I dont give a sh!t!

....PGMA ordered the Phil Air Force to invade Japan and destroy all targets w/ high value. As the F15 pinoy pilots aproaches japaneese airspace then suddenly the wing leader shouted on the radio.....

Pinoy Pilot: P!"£$% !n@ Retreat! Retreat!

The Pinoy pilot's were debriefed at Villamor airbase together with PGMA.

PGMA : Ba't Kayo Umatras? Pinoy Pilot : Eh maam, nung pasugod na kame, biglang may sumigaw 'LET'S VOLT IN!!!'....

Credits to me and Gundoc

Morbid 01 : Mouse Kill.

2009-02-08T19:31:00.000-08:00

Somehow, Me and my dormmate are winning the battle against the cute mouse.. They are best in indiscriminate urination and poofing at our apartment.

You may find this animal cruelty, but this rats can instantly kill or even paralyze people. Particularly their pee/urine when had direct contact on skin abrasion may cause Leptospirosis.

See link for the official documentation of the World Health Organization on Leptospirosis.

http://www.who.int/zoonoses/diseases/leptospirosis/en/

and ofcourse the ever trusted open-encyclopedia - wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leptospirosis.

Talking my pride and joy

2009-02-08T16:08:00.000-08:00

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave
his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."

The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"

One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons...What about your son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."
The three friends said: "What a shame... what a disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago,
and he received:

a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion;
a brand new jet; and
a top of the line Mercedes
from his three boyfriends."

Balitang Kornik... Balita Bukas....ngayon Ang Broadcast!!!

2009-02-05T13:18:00.000-08:00

Friday sickness mga tsong at tsang!

post Credit to Dedicated Airsofter - Eliminator.

* dalawang kalbo,nag-sabunutan.
* Capt. Hook dumaan sa Quiapo, pinirata!!!
* Palaisdaan, nasunog!!!
* Tahanang Walang Hagdan, inakyat!!!
* Bakla sumali sa away, napasubo!!!
* Bagong tuli nagyabang, lumaki ang ulo!!!
* Unanong madre, napagkamalang penguin!!!
* Bulag nakapatay, nagdilim daw ang paningin!!!
* Iceman nanood ng prono, nag-init!!!
* Tindera ng suka, tinoyo!!!
* Teacher nagkamali, tinuruan ng leksyon!!!
* Lolo naakusahang nang-rape, pero sa korte....biktima ayaw tumayo!!!
* Eroplano nag-crash, lahat ng pasahero namatay sabi ng mga survivor!!!
* Basurero nagsampa ng kaso, binasura!!!
* Dahil may reklamo, eskwelahan ng mga bingi nag-noise barrage!!!
* Tubero, nagka-tulo!!!
* Lalaki natagpuang pugot ang ulo, inaalam pa kung buhay!!!
* Barbero tumestigo sa krimen, ayaw paniwalaan!!!
* Misis ng photographer, nakunan!!!
* Tindera ng tubig, namatay sa uhaw!!!
* Kaso ng pilay, nilalakad!!!
* Invisible man, nakita na!!!
* Bakla lumuhod sa simbahan, pinalabas!!!
* Labandera nagkamali, sinabon!!!
* Lalaki kumain ng boneless bangus, natinik!!!
* Janitor sumali sa basketball, nilampaso!!!
* Paco binaha, kinalawang!!!
* Dahil lagi raw tulog, guwardiya binantayan!!!

This Photograph Is Proof

2009-02-03T13:07:00.000-08:00

Betrayal, unfaithfulness,deceit.. Things that you don't want to experience in life..
But sometimes.. SHIT HAPPENS... XD..

If you were in this scenario what would you do?

then worst... XD

Then coupled with listening to the song of Taking Back Sunday - This Photograph Is Proof..

This Photograph Is Proof (I Know You Know) - Taking Back Sunday

Here is the lyrics..

(I Know You Know)

Well, i'll wait till you listen
I wont say a word
To follow your instincts
Just never worked for me
Your silent but strong, (yeah, I'm playing that card)
And your noticing nothing again

Now I'm lying on the table
With everything you said
Keeping mind the way that it felt
When the most I could do was to just blame myself

(Yeah, I'm playing that card)
When the most I could do was to just blame myself
And I know you know, everything
I know you didnt mean it
I know you didnt mean it

I know you know, everything (drop everything)
I know you didn't mean it (start it all over)
I know you didn't mean it (remember more then youd like to forget)

So, we're talking forever
And you almost feel better
But, betters no excuse for tonight
You see, it's never been enough
Just to leave all you gave up
But, its never good enough to feel right

Now I'm lying on the table
With everything you said
It will all catch up eventually
Well, it caught up and honestly
The weight of my decisions
Were impossible to hold

Today we'll never know
Today we'll never know
Well I, know you know, everything
I know you didnt mean it
I know you didnt mean it

I know you know, everything (drop everything)
I know you didn't mean it (start it all over)
I know you didn't meant it (remember more then youd like to forget)

Drop everything, start it all over
remember more then youd like to forget [x2]

Would you like to forget
Would you like to forget
Drop everything, start it all over
Well, drop everything start it all over (would you like to forget)
Drop everything start it all over
Start it all...

Well I, know you know, everything
I know you didnt mean it
I know you didnt mean it

I know you know, everything (drop everything)
I know you didnt mean it (start it all over)
I know you didnt meant it (remember more then youd like to forget)

I know you know
I know you know...you know, you know, you know...

Origins of the song Eternal Flame

2009-02-01T17:02:00.000-08:00

I'm not in the mood..sobrang pagod..kaya medyo sobrang corny ng share ko for today... Offnight ika nga...

BULAG: close your eyes.
PILAY: Give me your hand, darling
BINGI: do you hear my heart beating
BOBO: do you understand?
MANHID: do you feel the same?
DUKHA: Am I only dreaming?
BOMBERO: is this burning? An eternal flame!
PIPI: say my name.
BALIW: sunshine through the rain
KAWAWA: my whole life, so lonely.
DOKTOR: they'll come and ease the pain.
MARAMOT: i don't wanna lose this feeling.
WOLF: Ohhhh....

Sensya jologs...

A biker ghost story

2009-01-29T13:18:00.000-08:00

This was reportedly happened on year 1997. Kakagraduate ko lang ng elementary.. Oh wag muna bilangin edad ko... 25 nako now...ehehhe.. XD

This story happened a few months ago along the Tagaytay Road. There was
a guy who got left behind by a pack of mountain bikers. The group was
large and he didn't bring a cellphone. He crashed his bike somewhere
between Picnic Grove and DBP. To make things worse, a storm came in. So
he walked.

This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night
in the middle of a storm. The night passed slowly and no cars went by.
The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few meters ahead of him.

Suddenly, just before the junction going to Manila , he saw a car slowly
looming, ghostlike, out of the gloom. It slowly crept toward him and
stopped. It was raining hard, wind blowing all around you, what would
you do? Like you would, he got into the car and closed the door, then
realized that there was nobody inside the car.... even in the drivers
seat.

The car slowly started moving again. The guy was terrified, too scared
to think of jumping out and running. The guy saw that the car was slowly
approaching a sharp curve. The guy started to pray, begging for his
life; he was sure the ghost car would go off the road and he would
plunge to his death, when just before the curve, a hand appeared through
the window and turned the steering wheel, guiding the car safely around
the bend.

Terrified, the guy watched the hand reappear every time they reached a
curve. Finally, the guy gathered his wits and leaped from the car and
ran to the nearest place where there were houses.

Wet and in shock, he went into a store and voice quivering, ordered two
bottles of beer, and told the people about his horrible, supernatural
experience. A silence enveloped everybody when they realized the guy was
apparently sane and not drunk.

About half an hour later two guys walked into the same store.

One said to the other.......

"Yan! Yan yung tarantadong sumakay habang nagtutulak tayo..."

Sale Na Naman Para Sa Aking Bday XD

2009-01-28T18:05:00.000-08:00

Dahil Birthday ko nuong lunes... nagkaruon ng naional holiday ang mga chinese at humabol pa Team Manila..

Kung pinagmamalaki mo ang kulturang pinoy...Eto ang graphics designed shirts na fit para sayo pards!!

Mga Pare Ko'y Eto Na Ang Sale Para Sa January!

Official Team Manila Website - http://www.teammanila.com/

Salamat kay Fareng Joseph for the heads-up..

Basketbol

2009-01-27T17:04:00.000-08:00

Nuong Disyember Abente-tres nagkaruon kami ng hayskul reunion. Mahigit walong taon na ang nakakaraan ng muli ko nakita ang mga taong nakasama ko nuong kabataan. Naglaro kame ng all-time payborit game nuong hayskul. At yun ang title ng blog na to. Iba ang feeling sa basketbol - "Oh kay sarap lumipad" - ika nga ng kanta ng Rivermaya. Ang pakirandam ng pinagpapawisan at paghabol sa paghinga ay ipaparandam sayo ng larong ito. Nandyan din ang kaba kapag nakita mo ang crush mo na nanunuod sayo. Masama ang epekto sakin kapag nakita ko nanunuod
ang crush ko. Bumabagay sakin ang kantang "Hari ng Sablay".

Isang kapansin-pansin na pagbabago saming lahat ay ang pagtaba namin, pera nalang si Argel "Macho Man", ng hanggang ngayon payat parin. KAINGGIT. Meron mga nagbago ang kwento sa paglalaro ng basketbol. Nandyan si Palima, na dati swabe sa kanyang bilis sa basketbol moves na ngayon eh medyo mabagal na. Si Edward na dati ang pwesto ay power forward ngayon isa nalang point guard, dahil nagtangkaran ang mga point guard dati. Si Carlo naman maagang nagpasubstitute sakin. Si Eric na dati mahiyain ngayon panay saksak sa mga big guys. Ako, nakashot ng 2..Yehey!! ehehehe.. masaya nako dun..dahil aminado ako isa akong MALAKING BANO sa basketbol.

Sa maiksi naming pagsasama nuong araw nayun. Maraming nahukay na kwento ng nakaraan. Mga bagay na nagpaalala samin na masarap mabuhay. Naisulat ko ito, para pasalamatin ang aking matalik na kaibigan si Anthony Mulles. Siya sa gumawa ng paraan para maging posible ang aming reunion. Salamat best pren! Para sayo ang blog nato.

Si Best fren putz,..

Ganito magbigay ng masamang balita...

2009-01-26T16:47:00.000-08:00

Repost lang from the ever friendly resource free internet..

XD

KUMIRIRING ang telepono nang madaling araw....

"Hello, Master Carlos? Si Arnaldo po ito, 'yung katiwala niyo sa bahay-bakasyunan niyo."

"O, Mr. Arnaldo, ikaw pala. Ano't napatawag ka? May problema ba?

"Um, napatawag lang po ako para abisuhan kayo na namatay ang alaga niyong parrot."

"Yung parrot kong si Pikoy, patay? 'Yung nanalo sa bird show?

"Opo, Master Carlos, 'yun na nga po."

"Putris ... sayang! Ang laki pa naman ng nagastos ko sa ibong 'yon. Hay, buhay!

Teka, ano nga ba ang ikinamatay niya?"

"E, kumain po kasi ng bulok na karne...."

"Bulok na karne? At sino namang salbaheng tao ang nagpakain sa kanya ng bulok na karne?"

"W-Wala po. Nanginain po siya ng karne ng isang patay na kabayo."

"Patay na kabayo? Anong patay na kabayo, Mr Arnaldo?"

"E, 'yun pung mga thoroughbred horses niyo, Sir.

Namatay po kasi lahat sila sa pagod, kahihila ng kariton ng tubig."

"Nasisiraan ka na ba ng bait? Anong kariton ng tubbbiiiiggggg?"

"'Yun pong pinampatay namin ng sunog."

"Diyos ko po! Anong sunog naman 'yang pinagsasasabi mo?"

"'Yun pong halos tumupok sa bahay niyo.... Tumumba po 'yung isang nakasinding kandila, tapos nagliyab yung kurtina at mabilis na kumalat ang apoy...."

"Ano? ~!@#$%^.... E, may kuryente naman diyan sa bahay-bakasyunan, a.
Para saan 'yung kandila?"

"Para sa burol po."

"Ano? Kaninong burol?

"Sa nanay n'yo po, Sir. Bigla kasi siya dumating dito nu'ng isang gabi, walang kaabi-abiso. Lampas hatinggabi na. Akala ko po magnanakaw. Binaril ko. Sorry po."

Add On Sa Pinoy Action Movies

2009-01-21T14:09:00.000-08:00

Sinumulan ni Bob Ong, eto ang mga nasabi ng mga mambabasa ng libro nya tungkol sa pinoy action movies..

Ang mga nakasulat sa ibaba ay hindi galing kay paring bob, kundi galing sa kanyang mga mambabasa.. Yan ang impluwensya ng manunulat!
Kudos Bob Ong at ang mga bobongpinoy users.

Mag-sisigawan ang bida at kontrabida bago mag patayan at dito madalas nasasabi ang title ng pelikula.nagiging KULOT ang buhok ng nagiging mayaman.
Lahat sila BIGOTILYO.
laging pansit ang pasalubong ng bida sa hindi pa kumakaing pamilya.
may eksenang makakatitigan ang bida at leading lady na kung saan sila mag kaka inlove-an.
pag nabagok ang ulo ng bida mag kaka amnesia at kailangang mabagok ulit para bumalik ang ala ala.
kapag nagbabakbakan,sabog ang mga palamig at mga gulay na tinitinda.
yung chedeng na ginagamit sa car chase pag pinasabog nagiging GEMINI NA LANG!!!
tumitingin sa baril ang bida kapag nauubusan siya ng bala. may bigote palagi ang kontrabida. mahirap ang bida, mayaman ang leading lady.
di siya napapagod kahit 20 kalaban na ang pinatulog nya o pinatay nya.
di rin sya tinatamaan ng shrapnels kahit sumabog sa likod nya ang granada at laging delay ang granada sa pagsabog dahil kailangan nyang tumalon.
kahit tumalon galing sa 2nd floor ang bida, di sya nababalian ng buto, nakakatakbo pa rin at di naapektuhan ang kanyang accuracy.
mahilig bumaril sa hangin ang mga kalaban.
pag sinabing "nagkapalitan ng putok", literal, di nagbabarilan ng sabay ang bida at mga kalaban, palitan talaga.
di marunong mag-cover ang mga kalaban kaya napapatay.
at higit sa lahat, mabagal ang kanilang reflexes kaya nauunahan ng bida.
pag nagpasabog ng sasakyan paulit ulit mga sampung beses ipapakita ibat ibang angulo lang at may slow motion pa.
malalaman mo na kung malapit nag end ang movie, ang bida at kontrabida na lang na iiwan, tapos mag sisigawan, tapos magka tutukan ng baril, yun pala parehong nauubusan na ng bala, kaya magsusuntukan.
di nawawala sa suntukan yung pompyang sa tenga technique
pag hawak ng bida, ang thompson kayang pumatay ng dalawang truck na hapon
pwedeng ikasa ang .45 sa ere or ikiskis lang sa pantalon ang slide kasado na
pwedeng i-field strip ang .45 kahit nakatutok sa bida
pag dalawa kalaban at isa na lang bala, ilagay ang sharp edge ng itak sa dulo ng handgun barrel para mahati ang bala at sabay tamaan ang dalawang kalaban!
Bulletproof ang mga kahon at barrels
Sideways ang pag-hawak sa mga baril parang glock sa kamay ng gangsters,di ginagamit ang iron sights ng mga kontra bida. (kaya pala di na tama hehehe)
Mga magikero ang mga bida. (San sila nakuha ng extra magazines at di pa nauubusan ng bala?)
Parang de-silencer ang M203...*Pa-Tyuv*
Halos 10 minuto ang itinagal bago sumabog yung nagliliyab na van,nakapag daldalan pa nga ang mga bida.
pag nagsusuntukan, nauuna yun salag bago suntok..
laging may sidekick na komedyante yun bida..
nabubugbog/namamatay yun sidekick na komedyante..
laging me extrang tambay na nag-iinuman sa kanto..
laging meron mga iskalawag na pulis..
pag pulis ang bida, laging 'dinadala sa kama' yun leading lady..
pag-tinamaan ng bala yung mga kalaban nangingisay muna bago bumagsak at mamatay.
Laging senador, governor, congressman or mayor ang kontrabida
Laging kasabwat ang hepe ng pulis ng kontrabida
pag sinaksak ang kalaban, patay agad! ang bida, nakakatakbo pa!
ang mga side-kick na komedyante, madalas, hihirit sa leading lady, tapos kundi sasampalin, bubuhusan ng tubig, isusubsob sa cake, babasagan ng itlog sa mukha, tapos titingin sa camera yun side-kick at magme-make face!
ang mga heredera or anak-mayaman na babae, mahilig sa bad boy image na lalake. dedma ang mga manliligaw na mayaman samantalang sa bad boy na bida bumibigay agad!
pag tapos mag sex, tatayo ang lalake, magyoyosi, habang ang babae nasa kama at natatakpan ng puting kumot.
maraming tuta ang kalabang bosing..lahat hindi marunong gumamit ng baril
Laging may L300 na punung-puno ng mga kalalakihan na may tig-isang M16 na dala dala.
Ang M203 ang pinakamalakas na armas. Kayang pasabugin ang isang palapag ng gusali.

Ito ay isang patunay ng IMPLUWENSYA at pagiging malikhain nating mga pilipino.

LET'S LEARN FRENCH OUII OUI????

2009-01-20T18:18:00.000-08:00

Reading from fil-airsoft forum.. just wanna share.. I find it funny eh..

XD

Ice breaker muna tayo mga tsong..
(learning a new language helps prevent alzheimer's)

1. TURN - le coup

2. LITER - le true

3. BEHIND - le coud

4. ALMS - le mousse

5. FIVE - le ma

6 . FLY - le pad

7. DID NOT TAKE A BATH - le bag

8. CONFUSED - le tou

9. NO LONGER A VIRGIN - les pag

10. UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND - cou ma le wah

11. CITY - ce vou

12. DRUGS - sha vou

13. GOODBYE - va vou

14. MUSICAL BAND - com vou

15. BALD - cal vou

16. CAUGHT IN THE ACT - na vou coup, na coup!!

17. FEATHERS - valahe vou

18. UNCLEAR - ma la vou

19. SINK - lah va vou

20. COCONUT - vou coup

21. OPEN WIDE - vou camou

22. CIRCUMCISE - vou ratattoule

23. ALWAYS UP - va yagriah

24. YOU'RE HOT - le voug mou

25. WASHROOM - coup vaetta

26. JAIL - coup lou ngan

27. SUPER BOOBS - la que zõusõu

28. BUGER - cõup la ngõut

29. WOUNDS - va cõup cängh

30. BIG MOUTH - chez moussa

31. NAGGER - vou nga nguerrah

32. TODPOLE - vou teiteh

33. JOSEPH ESTRADA - vou vou!!

Eraserheads The Final Set Schedule

2009-01-20T13:04:00.000-08:00

Eraserheads Live! The Final Set

SM Mall of Asia Ground - March 7, 2009 8PM

Ayuz! Sa Wakas! Bitin Tayo Dun Sa Unang Reunion.. Eto Na Mga Pare Ko'y! Ang Link Para Sa Lahat Ng Kasagutan Sa Problema Mo!

Order Ticket Reservations Here..

Kung hindi mo maclick ang link, Abay may problema ka! XD
Pero eto ang solution dyan..

http://www.ticketworld.com.ph/events/default.asp?event_name=Eraserheads%20Live!%20The%20Final%20Set

Tandaan Mo Pare Ko'y CR Mo Ang Buong Mundo.. Apir!

Ninoy

Dead Man Walking.

2009-01-15T19:48:00.000-08:00

Tanghaling tapat sa likod ng Trinoma.

Marshall : Mask Down!!!!

Ninoy (sa isip) : Teka! Teka! taeana.. kabado ako.. san ako pupunta.
Ninoy : Pards san tayo pupunta?

..... walang sumasagot....

Takbo ka nalang noy ng matulin..lahat ng mga kasangga ko nagtakbuhan na..kanya kanya..kasabay nito ang mga tunog ng mga baril matic at semi-automatic.. Pak-pak-pak...

Marshall : Mga sir honest lang po.. pampapawis lang tayo ha?!!
Ninoy (sa isip) : ayun may hill..magandang defensive position yun.
Ninoy : waa... anu ba itong napasukan ko..

....naupo ako sa gilid ng hill.. habol sa paghinga.. huhuhu..kakapressure.. ibang adrenaline rush to..tumingin ako sa kaliwa ko..CLEAR..Walang kalaban..sabay silip sa harap.. Ayun..
Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Bullets flying high..Ninoy yuko..laki pa naman ulo mo..hindi kapa pwedeng maging bayani.

Marshall : Mga sir gallantry lang po ha!!
Ninoy (sa isip) : Pwede bang taguan nalang ito..

...Sumilip ako ulet sa no-mans-land at nag blind shooting...Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Parang yung sa tunog lang ng patok na jeep sa cubao... May parating ako na teammate na hindi ko kakilala..

Ninoy : Pards! Cover mo ako.. Lilipat ako dun sa kabila..
Teammate : Sige pards! Cover kita! Go go go!

..Huminga ng malalim..Sabay tayo..

Ninoy : Ok Go! Cover Me!!

..Pak! Pak! Pak!.. Sapul ako sa braso 3-hits.. I'm Dead, Taas ng armas.

Marshall : Dead Man Walking! Padaanin lang po natin ang patay.. Dead Man Walking.

Note : First KIA ako sa unang laro ko ng airsoft.

Magisip muna bago bumira..
Kulang ang isang tao para magcover sayo sa isang giyera.
Siguraduhing alam mo ang ginagawa mo.. Hindi bawal ang magtanung.
Magsuot ng maskara. Sayang ang mga mata.

War Photographer? Huuwooowww....

2009-01-08T00:22:00.000-08:00

This past days I spent time reading articles regarding the ongoing Happy-Holidays Israel-Palestinian war at the Gaza strip. War there would never be easily resolved by such peace talks.. As the famous status at friendster says.. "IT'S COMPLICATED". tm.

What struck me while i'm viewing articles are the luck or not so lucky war correspondents. I'm quite jealous with them for they are given a chance to do the following :

Die instantly by a shrapnel or worst a mutilated body, and be famous. Reuters and AP would really thank you for a job well done!

Speed test on taking shoots of dying people, artillery barrage, tank movements, and the leftist publicly protest. <>

Run for their lives. Not everyone has a job that requires a consistent adrenaline rush.

Speak / write / photograph / video their last-will before they die. It's a sad fact, we tend to view suffering people.. or is it just me? XD.. Everyone deserves to be happy.

Talk to hamas pro-rocket boys. These boys started the joke of firing RPG's at Israel, and so the Zohan-Israelites would not just sit there and watch hail of rockets fired over them. They counter the attack.

Burn fats and test their sanity.

I dream of becoming a war correspondent kaso dapat hindi ako namamatay. XD Let's hope things will be better for israelites and palestinians.

Isn't This Cool!!! Look Maah.. I Had My Winning Shoot.

Only the dead shall see the end of war - Plato.

PATIGASAN TAYO NG ULO.

What ISO level is this? manual focus or AF? Regardless.. Someone dies after this beautiful shoot. Someone or more was also shoot dead.

Higher Shutter Speed? Let's crack some skulls.

Photos credits to Associated Press, Reuters and Yahoo news.

Support our Local Pinoy Developers - "www.PABORITO.com".

2008-12-19T01:38:00.000-08:00

After months of intensive web development. My friend had successfully launched his very own classified adds website.
Proudly "Gawang Pinoy!" the site was name "PABORITO".
The site caters free posting of personal adds ranging from 2nd hand items to professional services.
User could also message each other. User forums also exist.

The site was developed using open source technology such as PHP and MySql. Thank's also to the content management system
"Joomla", development was made easier. Most of the sites today, mainly blogsite are maintained using CMS applications.
I'll give a post for this so called CMS apps in the future.

Again, Congrats to Ramil. Hoping for more site hits, adsense advertisements, and much better if the site would have its own rented advertisement space.

Check the site @ www.paborito.com.

Sorry Part 1 - Fareng Francis

2008-12-18T03:26:00.000-08:00

My conscience compel's me to write this blog. Hoping that this would change things..Only recently I had this accident with my co-officemates with our small xmas dinner.

I was busy asking technical stuff with one of my teammates, when suddenly another officemate of mine pinched my right arm. I was physically hurt, and said to him in public "Akala mo nakakatuwa biro mo? Masakit ah.." And while pointing my right arm "Yung huli mong kurot sakin nabugbog oh..". Then silence killed everyone. ="< He reacted by saying "sorry naman.."

With that event, I turned out to be the evil one.

I did that to let him learn his boundaries on jokes., but I guess I was kinda rude on my execution. Maybe I should have approached him in private and try to explain to him what he did was not right.

So now by writing this blog.. Sorry Francis with all my conscience.. Dala lang siguro ng tinatawag na "initial reaction" pare.. Peace tayo bro! Rock N' Roll..

Tomorrow I will try to approach him and try to say sorry for whatever humiliation I had done to him.. And you guys reading this (particularly those who were in the event).. You can joke me all you want.. but try to have your limits (no physical).. As all we know.. Were only humans capable of mistakes. Right On!

yOu sHall nOt pAss!

2008-12-16T22:10:00.000-08:00

Nuong nakaraang linggo paglabas ko ng apartment pagkatapos maligo. May nakita ako isang bagay na kaintere-teresado. May tungkod na snake type ang dating.
Umandar na naman kakulitan ko, nagpapicture ako sa tropa ko. Thanks to master showman Aren! Epekto ito ng pagpapanood namin ng
"LOTR" at "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"..

You Shall NotPass!!!

Akin Na Powers Mo.

Titigan II.

My Bucket List 2009.

2008-12-14T21:23:00.000-08:00

They say plans are just there to guide us, Not necessary meet them up hundred percent.

Matutong magpatawa sa bata.
Mapagsilbihan ng husto sina mama and papa.
Lumupit sa abap.
Lumupit sa php.
Lumipat ng apartment.
Nylon guitar.
ipod shuffle 1 Gig. Kahit peke will do.hehehehe..
Airsoft M4 carbin fps 420 gusto ko kastyle nung kay will smith sa I AM LEGEND.
High-end gaming PC.
Vivitar Lomo Camera + Fuji Film.
Nikon D60 DSLR.
Print my own design of tshirts.
Makasuot ng custom ni jollibee.
Makapagserve sa hands-on-manila.
Interviewin ang isang terorista.
Interviewin ang isang batang aktibista yung less than 10 years old.
Makajammin si rico blanco.
Makawrestling si kuya jay, andrew, kuya dr, arren at lahat ng malaki pa katawan sakin, tapos dapat matalo ko sila.
Mas matutong mag-guitara.
Mauto ko yung pamangkin ko ng magpatuli na sya.
Gumanda boses ko.. Posible yan tsong. Practice lang.
Makasali sa isang stage play kahit extra lang.
Matutong magluto ng iba't ibang putahe.
Magkapicture with vic sotto and val sotto.
Mag-full blast ang blog site ko ng kumita ng pera.
Pumanik ulit ng Mount Arayat.
Mas tumaas ang passive income ko at less expenses.
Matapos ko sideline ko.
Maging physically fit.
Open a second business kung saan silent investor ulet ako. ahahahah..
Tuparin ang mga plano ko nuong nakaraang taon na pumalya.
Tumino ako.

Sana matupad ko kahit 70% lang.. tolerable na saken yun. => Kaw anung bucket list mo? hehehe..

Team Manila 2008 December Sale!

2008-12-10T18:53:00.000-08:00

Idol mo ba si Rizal? Ikinararangal mo ba na pinoy ka? Makulit kaba tulad ko? Kung nung panahon ni nanay at tatay patok ang "Pidro Shirts", eto naman ang satin! Tara ng bumili ng mga gawang pinoy na damit!

Rock 'En Roll!!

How To Improve Your Multiply Network Of Friends

2008-12-09T21:50:00.000-08:00

The worst task that you could ever have at work is to kill the time of slackness. Now how do we make ourselves busy of doing something out of nothing. (Gumawa ng wala.).. My workaround on this dilemma is doing something productive, Tactical bumming ika-nga.. Hence, I tried to expand my network at Multiply.com =>.

How did I do it? First, I composed a generic message for my prospective new friends. Then, I viewed the contacts of my current friends and invited their contacts . Of course, I had choosen those people who have the same interest as mine. Particularly, photography. How did I know If we have the same interest? Simple, their User Icon. Repeat the boring steps... => Add as many as you want.. Hanggat kaya mong utuhin sarili mo..Go Lang!!

You may find it boring, but remember I was also just trying to fill in my slack time.

I spended about an hour doing the repetitive steps.. then look at the results of my task. Voila!

Ain't famous at all.. So i'm making ways to make new friends. => Of course not everyone could say yes to you.. But you could try.. This is not being a "USER".. Let's just say i'm making steps for my plans on the future.. For example, if I would go to photography, the most likely people that might have a professional comments on my work are photographers themselves.

Though a lot of you would find this as a dirty work.
I was somehow inpired by Tony Montana's words : "What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of f*****' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f*****' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way! "

Para kay Fareng Rico.

2008-12-04T19:58:00.000-08:00

Again, Rico Blanco did it. Now as a solo artist. He recently won the NU107 2008 Rock Awards for Vocalist of the Year. Rico is my idol in the local music scene. He is a multi-talented Artist. He writes, sings, paints, photographs and designs. What else could you ask for? Though I did heard a lot of negative things about him. I believe it is just part of being him. All of us, mostly common to artist have wierd behaviors. Noticeably this behaviors we do are the moments wherein new ideas are born.

On the first years of Blanco as a Rivermaya he quite did not have a good voice. I guess, he attended voice lessons to fix it, And experience through years also helped him to have a good voice that like of Chris Martin - Coldplay.

I had been playing guitar for more than 5 years. Believe it or not, I just recently know how to Tune my own guitar. => There are times that I lose hope on improving my guitar skills, But because of these people like Blanco. They inspires me. "Na Lahat Posible, basta pursigido". Now I'm trying to practice to improve my voice..Maybe just like Blanco, I could also somehow improve it.

So you there, reading this.. Whatever challenges you have now. Never quit. As I may quote Christopher Gardner. "You got a dream... You gotta protect it. People can't do somethin' themselves, they wanna tell you you can't do it. If you want somethin', go get it. Period.".

Again congrat's Fareng Rico! Lumiyab ka!

Saving Private Deckard Cain

2008-11-25T19:46:00.000-08:00

I thought it was a good idea to download Diablo II game at mininova, and apparently it was not all. I had late night sleeps and my dorm-mate Arren had forgotten his thesis, all for the sake of saving the World in peril.

Last time I played it as a Barbarian. I hate the Iron Maiden and corpse explosion spells cause they would provide an instant death. This is a weakness for melee type heroes who have superb attack damage.

Having said that, I had choosen Amazon type hero named- "Chorvah Amazonah". I'm sharing my screen shots on the quest for saving Deckard Cain. This character is a legend. He was present all the way from Diablo I to the incoming Diablo III. Cool.

No Sugar.

2008-11-17T08:39:00.000-08:00

Biyernes - Paguwi ko ng bahay masama na pakirandam. Alam ko na sa sarili ko may parating na sakit sa katawan ko. Umuwi ako ng maaga dahil susunduin ko ang pinsan ko na galing sa probinsya namen. Kukuha kasi siya ng entrance exam sa EF-PI-YU. May ubo nako at that moment. Nakuha ko paring magpuyat, maginternet at maglaro ng psp.

Sabado ng umaga. Lumakad na kame. Sinamahan ko siya EFPIYU. Habang nageexam ang pinsan ko.. Naisipan kong pumunta ng cartimar, Gusto ko tumingin ng mga makukulit na damit na presyong 160-180 pesos lang. Mura na! Recto pa! Wala ako nakita wholesome.. puro bastusin o kaya kornik like "Titik-O","Oral Me", "Macho Gwapito / Chix Ganado (Ginaya ang MMDA motto)".. May isa ako nagustuhan, nakasulat dun sa t-shirt. "Fight Breast Cancer" tapos may tangke at sundalo nakaimprinta. Di ko alam anu koneksyon nun sa breast fight.. Pero nakyutan ako.. Malas lang walang size. DEMN. Bumalik ako ng EFPIYU. Nadagdagan ng +5 lambot katawan points ang katawan ko, at may -5 white blood cells evasion skill. =< tipidcp ko nalang benta.. waheheheh,, may kumagat at nabenta ko pa ng 5K yun.. Si ninoy nakalamang. =>. Bumalik ako ulet sa EFPIYU. Sa pagkakataong iyong Ngongo nako.

Paiksihin naten ang kwento dahil sobrang layo pa natin sa nakakatawang parte ng kwento ko. Naglibot pa kame ng pinsan ko. Pumunta kameng CEU-BASTE at UE. tapos hinatid ko siya sa terminal ng bus. Ay teka, kumain muna pala kame sa jobee, tas hindi kuna malasahan yung chicken and spagetti. Chix chix.. Masamang senyales yan..

Paguwi ko ng bahay sa cubao.. Bumigay na ang nakaoverclock ko na katawan. Nanlalamig ako, umuubo at may sakit sa ulo, este masakit ang ulo. Uminom lang ako ng gamot at tubig sabay tulog. syete.. huling kain ko was 4 PM.

Linggo.. 11AM nagising ako.. Ayan na! Sa mga panahon ito, Nasa PRIME ang masamang pakirandam ko. Gutom ang unang nagregister sa utak ko.. Dala ang coin-purse, 50 pesos na perang papel, pride at lakas ng loob. Lumabas ako ng apartment para bumili ng pagkain.

Umabot ako sa harapan ng tindahan ng pagkain.. Mahal na, marumi pa.. Hayz,, di tulad sa recto, kahit papano.. mura na, marumi pa.. BIGLA. sa hindi ko maintindihang sarili.. Sa bandang gitna na puso ko.. may lumabas na alien..tas nilamon ako.. Nagumpisang manlamig ang katawan ko. Tinignan ko ang mga kamay at paa ko. Napansin ko na kulay puting tela nako eh hindi naman ako nagpableach..parang patay lang.. Naupo ako at sa mga oras nayun, naalala ko ang Diyos. Nilabanan ko kahinahan ko. Nagmindset ako na dapat uuwi nalang ako ng apartment. Nagpahinga ako ng onte, tapos tumayo na para maglakbay sa literal na alapaap.. Nakamulat ang mata ko.. pero puti lang nakikita ko. Humakbang ako ng mga sampung beses . Toink!! Aray machakit,, ayun naipit ang kanang paa ko sa gulong ng isang umuurong na kotse. Mga 3 segundo nakaipit ang paa ko,tapos ay nakalaya rin..

Wala ako makita pero lumakad parin ako at tumawid sa daan.. Ng biglang.. Bang!!! Ayun ang husay binangga ko naman ang gate na may mga patulis at nahiga sa daan.. KAHIYA.. Napatayo ako at umupo sa isang sulok.. May nadinig ako lalake...

Val Sotto : Boy, lasing kaba?
Ninoy : ..D... po...Dyan lang po ako nakatira..(halatang wala sa sarili)
Val Sotto : Binangga mo ako eh,, Tapos lumipat ka ng daan at binangga mo naman yung gate..
Ninoy : ............Masama lang po pakirandam ko...
Val Sotto : Gusto mo ng pagkaen?
Ninoy(pulubi) : opo...
Val Sotto : Sige dyan ka lang muna,, bili lang ako.. at magpahinga ka..
Usisero, Concern : Napano kaba boy?
Ninoy : Masama lang po talga pakirandam ko..
Val Sotto : Oh inum kana at kumain eto oh..
Ninoy(Sa isipan) : Ay salamat po.
Val Sotto : Buti nalang walang jeep na dumaraan,. Grabe kala ko lasing ka eh.. Atsaka buti hindi ka natusok sa gate..
Ninoy : (medyo maayos na ako ulet..) Oo nga kuya.. Salamat po.. kuya eto yung bayad ko..
Val Sotto : Di sige.. Wag na.. Sa susunod ingatan mo sarili mo ha..
Ninoy : opo kuya..salamat talga.
Val Sotto : O siya una nako.. pahinga ka ha?
Ninoy : opo kuya salamat ng marami.

Nagkasugat ako sa paa, siko at sa ilalim ng leeg ko.. May bukol din ako.. At malaking kahihiyan, Buti nalang may mga taong nagmagandang loob saken.. meron pa pala nun now. => Sana dumating ang araw na mapasalamatan ko siya.. Si kuya val sotto.. kaya val sotto.,.kasi swabe siyang tumulong.. yun ang kailangan ng bayan naten..

Ang nangyare saken ay nakakamatay. Ang tawag dun ay Hypoglycemia - estado ng katawan kung saan mas mababa ang asukal kesa sa normal na level. Kaya naging maputi at nawala ang sense of vision ko for about 45 seconds. Kung nagtuloy tuloy yun.. malamang may brain damage nako or malas lang.. patay na. Kaya sa inyo na nagpapayat or masama na pakirandam.. alalay lang.. Ang instant solution sa hypoglycemia is paginum ng liquified sweets.. like softdrinks (coke, pepsi or RC cola).. para ika nga ni King Leonidas "RECOVER!!".

Moral lesson - amining hindi mo kaya, at may mga kaibigan kang alalay sayo sa problema.. Magbalik loob na sa Diyos at stop fooling around noy..

Maraming salamat sayo Kuya Val Sotto. Isa kang alamat.. Naway makabawi ako sayo..
Kalbo si kuya sotto at naka oakley shades.. whaahhah.. apir!

My First Hands On Experience

2008-10-22T18:29:00.000-07:00

Me and my office mates had volunteered last 0ctober 11 for the yearly Hands On Manila - Servathon Event. Fortunately we were given a chance to show our artistic side, for we had volunteered for the mural painting of Plainview public elementary school at Mandaluyong.

Here are my shots for the said event:

Hands on Manila Logo. BE ON. dawg..
I kind-dah didn't like dah t-shirts given for us.. Co'z ain't a dawg.. Ain't a niggah with an attitude. Damn, dis ain't me..

The t-shirt was too large that i looked like a rapper. I don't see myself as a hiphop guy. It does not fit my personality.See I am even having a hard time trying to be a dawg.. "Wazzap Dawg.. Capital D-A-W-G..DAWG!!"

Initial draft / blue print of the artist who designed the mural painting.
Drawing sketch before the painting started.

the muralist - I talked to her. She and her friends were fine arts graduates and they were doing it for free. Serve the people. Naks!

Handa Awit - Bayang magaliw perlas ng silanganan.. alab ng puso.. sa dibdib mo'y buhay..
QUESTION :: What is the title of our national anthem?
If your answer is "Bayang Magaliw". Congratulations! You may now change your nationality..
Miss that routinely 7 AM monday and friday flag ceremony.

pintahan..

Let's put some color on that wall. - Painter.

I love the curves. ehehehe...

I see skies are blue..

Apir - my friend told me that the "APIR" reserved/key word originated from american's who were saying "UP HERE". Then our inventive ancestral filipinos changed it to "APIR". Olrayt?

spot the difference and look for doraemon's best bud.

98% done.

The Strokes.The Colors.The Kids who made it POSIBLE pare.
POSIBLE.

Unang Gabi Ng Lagim Sa Pancor Bldg. Unit 104

2008-09-23T05:15:00.000-07:00

Badtrip. Yan ang masasabi ko sa multo yun.. BADTRIP at BADBREATH siya..

1:30 madaling araw nagumpisa nakong antukin sa apartment namin, nagsawa nako maglaro ng PSP "own the city" at mikinig ng ulit ulit sa kanta ni Rico Blanco - Your Universe..

Mga 45 minutes nako natutulog ng may pabiglang humawak saking mga kamay, nagising ako malamang.. Nuong mga panahon na iyon hindi ako nanaginip,. Pero deadma lang kahit ganun, antok parin kasi ako.. Tumingin ako sa aking paligid nandun parin naman sa kabilang kama si fareng andrew. So ayuz lang.. "Tulog lang ulit ninoy, hindi ka pa naman nawawala sa mundong ibabaw.. apir to yourself."

ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz.... (tulog) hindi parin ako nanaginip... 2:23 AM,, for the second time, Ang husay mo talagang multo ka! May pabigla na namang humawak sa aking mga kamay. At sa pagkakataong iyon, namawis nako ng malamig at hindi na tiwala sa aking kinalalagyan. Madilim ang paligid at nawala ang antok ko.. Pinalitan ng takot. Sinubukan kong utuin ang sarili ko.. "Ninoy antok kapa.. Guni guni mulang yan." Ayun mga 15 minutes ako nagkukunwareng tulog.. ayuz ayuz... ninoy utu-uto.

3:00 AM.

BLOGALAG! (parang blog lang) pak pek Pong Tong song.. Matindi ang tunog na binitawan ng pagkabasag ng salamin namen. Huwaw! 2 claps for the MULTO! Ang husay mong manakot! Tae ka.. Sa mga panahong iyon.. Hindi nako naniniwalang guni guni lang ang lahat. Nawala sa isip ko rin na may Diyos. Nawala rin sa isip ko na may pasok pako bukas. Pero hindi nawala sa sarili ko na cute ako. (kapag kumontra ka "huwag ng pagpatuloy pagbabasa"). Nagising din si fareng andrew sa ingay. Nakwento ko sa kanya ang mga nangyare saken, At nararanasan niya rin yun ng madalas.. Consistent si multo.. Dean's lister! Apir!

Naligo si andrew, papasok na kasi siya sa trabaho. Ako naman.. takot na takot na bading paren.. nyahahah.. naalala ko yung lucky-rosary ko na galing Manaog. Hinanap ko sa bag ko at sinuot sa aking kanang kamay. At nanumpa ng "panatang matutulog nako". Ayun, takot parin ako.. Nagdasal nako sa itaas.. Aking napagtanto na baka lang siya nagpaparandam dahil nalimot ko ang Diyos. Dasal ninoy dasal.

3:30 am umalis na si drew. hindi nako makatulog dala ng takot. hindi kuna pinatay ilaw. in short naduwag na buntot ko.

3:30 - 7:00 am tulog ako pero gising ang diwa.
7:00 - 11:00 am nakatulog nako ng tamang himbing lang.

11:45 kinausap ko ang guard namen, nakwento niya na may namatay sa aming unit bago pa kame lumipat. awooo!!

2:30 PM nakapasok nako sa office.

Mga naitulong ng Multo - Takot sa Diyos, Takot sa Bading.

Mga sinira ng Multo - Salamin, moment ko sa pagtulog, Hindi sadyang pagOT sa opis magout tuloy ako ng 12. . Sirang isip.

server down.

2008-09-15T23:35:00.000-07:00

(Ang mga sumunod na detalye ay naganap nung 10:50 am - 11:55 am) Tik! Tik! Tik!

10:50 am nakapila nako sa jollibee para bumili ng 39's - 2 piece shanghai and 1 piece burger steak with rice.

11:00 am sakto napunch yung bill ko sa jollibee may libre ako 'The Philippine Star' na dyaryo.

11:15 am nasa opis nako.

11:20 am nagbooth ako ng laptop, hindi umaandar YM9 and Firefox3 ko. damn.

11:25 am naisip ko I chkdsk c: /f ang aking Harddisk may sira ata laptop ko. Particularly WIFI connection ko.

11:27 am nilapitan ko katropa ko. ang tanung "Pare nagloloko ba YM or internet mo?". Sagot "DOWN ang server".

11:30 am nagaya mga tropa early lunch daw. CGE CGE.

11:33 am nilagay ko ang jollibee food ko sa pantry tapos sinamahan ko bumili fren ko ng food.

11:40 am asa Jollibee kame. Bumili siya ng 39's - 2 pirasong shanghai at isang pirasong burh-gher na may rice.

11:45 am umpisa na ng early lunch.

11:55 am tapos na kame kumain. BUSOG.

moral lessons :
ok lang magtanung at magmukhang tanga sa moment na yun, Kesa maging tanga habang buhay.
ok lang aminin naging tanga ka minsan. Malas lang. Bawi nalang.
ok lang magdown ang server. Dahil pede kanang gumawa ng blog entry mo.

Ng Dahil Sa Eraserhead's Reunion Concert Part 1

2008-08-26T19:24:00.000-07:00

Dahil sa eagerness naming makapanood ng Eraserhead's concert. Binigay sakin ng fren ko ang link ng ticketnet kung saan daw pede makabili ng tickets para sa reunion concert ng eraserheads. Sa sobrang daming gusto makapanuod ng concert, Ayun gamit na lahat (NAPUNO) ang bandwidth ng ticketworld-ph website.. hehehe.. Sana ganito rin karame viewers ko sa blogsite ko..haha.. Check the site http://www.ticketworld.com.ph/

Facts :
- Tuloy ang concert.
- 1.5K general admission.
- Sa ticketnet makakabili. Tawag na!
- Ang pogi at ang ganda mo. Pautang naman oh.. Gusto ko lang manuod ng concert ng river..river eraserheads...

Buhay Bata Ng Isang 90's Kid living at Angeles city, Pampanga (Punong puno ng NUON/G key-word.)

2008-08-19T20:11:00.000-07:00

**** Eto ang kuwento ng kabataan ko nuong 1990's. 24 na ako ngayon at ikinararangal ko ang mga naranasan ko nuong kabataan ko.

- Sa halagang 50 centavos mahihiraman ko na ng kalahating araw ang funny comics kay ninong.Ang mga bida sa komiks na ito ay sina combatron, axel, metalika, komikus, eklok, pitit, tomas and kulas, planet of de aypes, jonax (bitin, hindi natapos.).
- 1.50 pesos pamasahe nuon at kahit ganun panay ako kumakandong sa ate ko para makatipid.
- Si kuya bumili ng first Eraserhead's album - UltraElectroMagneticPop. Ang pangit ng imprint ng first album, parang minadali. Transparent na tape case at tape, tinapalan ng black plastic sa loob ang tape, tapos white ang pagkaprint ng mga title ng kanta sa tape. Hindi ito pirata, hindi pa ganun kauso pirated tapes nuong araw. Paborito kong kanta nuon eh 'Toyang' at 'Pare Ko'y'.
- Nagwala ang pinatubo at kaming mga bata ay bawal lumabas dahil daw sa ashes. huwaaaawww... Pagkain namin nuon tuyo, kamatis at maalat na itlog. Sobrang scarce ang food nuon.
- Nagevacuate ang buong pamilya, Nakitira kame sa mga tito at tita namin malapit sa paanan ng Bundok Arayat. Masaya duon kasi panay tulog lang ang inatupag ko.
- Unang foreigner band na pinakilala ni kuya sakin.. Ang "Greenday". Ang album nila nuon ay Green Dookie tapos paborito kong kanta eh 'When I Come Around'.
- Nauso ang paghagis ng mga pirasong kahoy sa mga matataas puno. Tinamaan ako minsan sa ulo nuon. Ayon natulog tuloy ako. hahahaha...
- Badtrip ang mga Higad (Piris sa kapampangan), suki ako ng mga ito lalo na kapag tagulan. Marami kasing puno sa iskuwela.
- Pogi ka kapag ang bag mo ay yung may malaking orasan sa likod tapos naka mighty kid kapa na umiilaw ng pula.
- Mahilig kami magkakaibigan maligo sa ulan, beach boys ika nga. Kulay itim ang tubig saya. masustansya. malinis.
- 4 PM umpisa na ng laro ng mga bata. (pwedeng mas maaga, kapag nakapuslit sa puwersahang pagpapatulog ng nanay ko sa akin.). Ang mga laro in order - football, luksong tinik, luksong baboy, tumbang preso, bangsak, tambax, langit lupa, maro-maro at ang pinakahuli ang Tagu-taguan. Badtrip kapag ikaw ang taya sa huling laro dahil madalas nagsiuwian na mga kalaro mo. Tapos huli na ng malaman mong naghahanap ka pala ng wala.
- kinakatakutan ang H-fever at Hepa nuon.. Pati ata ngayon. nagkaruon ako pareho. Buhay pa ako. Sabay kami nagka H-fever ng kuya ko na matanda lang sakin ng tatlong taon. Ako ay nakaratay na sa ospital pero ang kuya ko nauutusan pang bumili ng gamot para sakin. Grabe, ang lakas ko talaga..hahaha..
- Masarap ang cheesenax dahil may makukuha kang lumalaking dinosaur at medyo malas kapag yung umiilaw lang nakuha mo. Meron din chichirya nuon na may free bilog na plastic na pedeng patunugin. hmmm.. parang kahugis ito ng isang frenzy condom na hindi nagamit.
- Mayaman ka kapag candy mo eh nerds, yung kulay pink and violet na candy. Ngayon mura nalang yun.
- Family computer lang gaming console ko at gamit kong TV ay black and white pero sa maniwala kayo at hindi. Nagiging colored ang TV namen kapag naglaro nako ng family computer.
- Madali ako maamaze sa pagawa ng Star na goma sa kamay at pagputol at pagdikit ng goma. Mas-amaze ako kapag single-hand mo magagawa ang goma-star.
- Hanggang 8 years old talent ko ang pag close open ng kamay. 'close open close open close open'. Huwag ninyo na pagawa sakin yan, may bayad na (20 pesos).
- Gupit sandok ang uso kapag summer.
- Summer din nauuso ang mga larong sugal na ang pambayad eh.. Goma, holen, cards, balat ng lalagyan ng yosi, at pira-pirasong laruan (ikaw magappraise ng value ng laruan).
- Medyo may kamahalan ang pagnuod sa sinehan nuon. Kaya ok na samin ang kuwentong isinasalaysay ng mga maliit na cards na may drawing. Huli na ng malaman namin na, Hindi pala tugma ang kuwento nung cards sa pelikula.
- Naglaro ako ng POG.
- Lion King ang unang movie napanuod ko sa sinehan kasama ate ko. May scandal yung movie na yun, nung lumipad yung balahibo ni.....
- Idol ni papa si FPJ. pati ako idol ko rin siya sa pelikula.
- masaya mahal na araw sa pampanga. For 120+ hours mo madidinig ang pagbasa/pagkanta ng Pasyon. Kapag may darating na 'Magdarame' unahan kami magkakaibigan pumuntang simbahan, para sabihan ang mga kumakanta na may parating na 'magdarame'. Isa rin sa inaabangan naming magkakaibigan ang libreng pakaing sopas ng simbahan tuwing gabi.
- Sinasabayan ko sumayaw ng mga kanta ng backstreet boys ang mga pinsan kong babae. Patok ang 'Get Down' dance steps samin. Inaamin ko ngayon sa inyo na naging idol korin ang backstreet boys at nag choreograph pa ako ng mga sayaw nila.
- Kapag tagulan sarap na sarap ako sa pagtulog, pagkain ng tuyo, itlog na maalat at sangag na kanin. Luto espesyal ni papa. Tapos may kasama pang kaping mainit. Timplada ni mama.
- Takot na takot ako sa mga kuwentong multo ng Magandang Gabi Bayan (MGB). Badtrip kuya ko nuon, aagawan ako ng kumot. Tapos magkukuwentuhan pa kami magkaklase kinalunisan tungkol duon.
- single watusi or custom built watusing armalite lang kaya kong paputikin kapag pasko. ( Watusing armalite - pinagpuputol na watusi tapos nilagay sa isang papel, tapos susunugin). Tumatalon ako kapag new year. Hoping na tatangkad ako.
- DOS Base pa nuong nilaro ko ang Warcraft I. Panalo ang graphics. Husay ng Blizzard.
- Naging biktima din ako ng mapanirang LBM. Uso ang silipan sa CR at ang pagkakalat sa buong klase (buong mundo) na tumae ka. Badtrip.
- 1 peso per minute ang charging sa computer shop. Quake II ang first network game na nilaro namin magkakaibigan.
- Ang sarap maging bata.

Usapang Tae sa Government controlled CR.

2008-08-18T19:29:00.000-07:00

(AMBIENCE) -- GABI, Overtaym.
Consultant 1 : natae nako dito sa Data center nila.
Consultant 2 : ako din eh.
Consultant 3 : ako hindi pa eh.
Consultant 1 : talaga!? tagal muna dito sa client hindi kapa natae dito?
Consultant 2 : ako nga natae na rin dun sa main building.
consultant 1 : oo ako din. Malinis nga duon eh.
Consultant 3 : hmmm.. kainggit naman kayo.. Hindi pa kasi ako natatae dito eh.
Consultant 2 : try mo lang fre..
Consultant 3 : gumagamit ba kayo ng tabo?
Consultant 1 : Oo naman, may tissue rin tayong supplies eh.
Consultant 2 : naks ayos naman pala. Makatae nga minsan.

Araw Ng Kalayaan

2008-06-11T18:34:00.000-07:00

lIka-labing-dalawang araw ng hunyo ngayon - Araw ng kalayaan ng Bayan Nating Mahal - Pilipinas. Ipinagpupunyagi at ikinararangal natin ang maging parte ng bayang ito (parang tula lang). Ayun yun lang, sana walang kumontra.. ekekekek.. Sana maniwala kayo may pagasa pa ang bayan natin umangat.

Ukol sa mga nadinig at nakita ko sa telibisyon nuong lunes. Sabi ng isang konserbatibong tagapuna ng nakaraan (historian- hirap magtagalog).. Dapat daw eh ngayon walang pasok ang mga bayaning trabahador. Ang rason niya ay parang nawawala daw ang diwa at importansya ng araw ng kalayaan. Pero dahil sa pagiging praktikal ng kasalukuyang presidente naten. Mas pinili nito gawing walang pasok ang lunes. Ako ay sang ayon sa desisyon ng pangulo.

Para saken, Walang araw na pinipili para maipakita mo ang pagmamahal sa bayan. Sa mumunting paraan mo may trabaho man o wala o nagkukunwaring gumagawa ng meron o wala.. Tiyak na maipaparandam mo parin ang pagmamahal sa bayan. Basta gusto mo may paraan. Halimbawa nalang itong pagsulat ko tungkol sa araw ng kalayaan.

Higit pa doon, Ako din ay lubos na naniniwala na ang pagiging propesyunal na IT "ayti" "Teknolohiya sa Inpormasyon" ko ang pinakaepektibo at pinakamainam na paraan para maging kapaki-pakinabang ako sa ating bansa. Marahil ikaw din, sa linya ng trabaho mo higit kang makakatulong sa bayan.

Ikaw pare? Tiyak ko na may alam kading paraan para maipakita mo ang pagmamahal sa bayan.

MULI, Maligayang araw ng kalayaan Pilipinas NATING Mahal.

Batuhin ninyo ako ng Bato o kaya Damo kung mali-mali tagalog ko.. Kasalanan ito ng lubos na pagamit ng banyagang wikang Ingles.

Irony of Work

2008-06-09T23:29:00.000-07:00

When I was still working as a developer trainee to my previous company. I created a caricature drawing were a super-mammal representing my previous company stands still, while the unofficial-mascot of it's long-time enemy was struck by a spear..

Now, I currently work on a company that uses the technology of the unofficial-mascot. =>

LANGGAM..ANAY..GARAPATA..KUTO..

2008-06-04T21:47:00.000-07:00

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What a man can do..

2008-06-04T21:31:00.000-07:00

On the day that a man resigned from our company.. My colleagues had paid respect to that man..
I do not know personally/professionally this man.. but I think he is a good man..

When I first notice it.. The image count were around 12 people.. Lufet...

The Longest Days...

2008-05-28T20:51:00.000-07:00

2007 was the most depressing and frustrating year in my life.. Here are the highlights.. It would always be "I" my selfish "I"..

Sept 2006 - January 31, 2007 - I was a developer / database administrator / technical support Working Student for a prestigious multinational company.

February 2, 2007 - I was absorbed by the company and for the first time in my life I was part of the working class people.

February 19, 2007 - I had my graduation march. My GPA was good enough to be considered for a Cum Laude honors.. I wonder why I was not recognized.

March 15, 2007 - I am bored with the routinary task I had with my company. No growth, one man army IT person. I am alone.

August 15, 2007 - I got a job offer from a prestigious multinational software company. My dream company. I will be trained as a associate junior consultant / associate software engineer, but with the risk of losing the job if I failed the training. Since I wanted to grow as an IT person, I had taken the risk and waive the regularization my first company offers. Follow your dreams ninoy.

August 31, 2007 - The last day on my first company.

September 1, 2007 - the 3 - 4 months training started on my dream company.

November 5, 2007 - I lost my girlfriend (HONEY) for 3 years. ="<.. my fault and her fault.. My bad, I was too workaholic that I had spend less quality time with her. Her bad, she confessed that he allowed guys to date her. She gave me two options. First, that she would fix herself with me or Second, without me. Neither I chosen. My pride overruled my being rational. I had said many bad words, curses to her and to make things worst her mom learned about it. Stupid Ninoy. However, I only wonder on one thing, On her confession, she never said "SORRY". I was thinking maybe.. maybe.. If she said that I would be pacified.. ="<

December 19, 2007 - I failed the training. It was nearly Christmas and I just lost my dream JOB. Poor Ninoy.

Imagine my last days for 2007. I cannot find the words to describe it best. These were the longest days of my life that made me cry inside and made me stronger.. Stronger "I". Maybe next time stronger "Us" on whoever is given the task to fall in love with me and moreover "Us" for the next company who would render my services.

Impressionisms of brother Nokia 3660.

2008-05-20T00:37:00.000-07:00

Last March 12, 2008. My "brother" blue Nokia 3660 was stolen by a man who represented himself as a COP. Damn.. Surely I would miss that brother of mine. He was my companion for 4 years.. The images below were the best shots i had taken using brother's camera feature. This were edited using only MS Paint(Text input) and MS Picture Manager (Autofix and size).

My Dream Job - Sleep All Day.

I asked this question to myself last year when at the same time..I had lost my girlfriend and work, and note it was December. What a beautiful Christmas I had.. But it made me strong.

I just want to replicate the so called "WW2 Beachhead, Operation Overlord, Invasion of Normandy" event, but this time no one dies.. People just wanted to enjoy life..

The only shot I had on my desktop while working at Oracle as a developer trainee. Hell of a training.. See the background "Bagong Liwanag"? I always aspire for hope in every challenge.

This was taken from bataan. I just like the shot of an old church.

Hehehe.. My long hair days.. My logic behind having a long hair is that at least once in my life I had a opportunity to experience the feeling of having a long hair. Wow, that is deep. hahaha..

My niece.. IMHO, She is cute.

Mother's plants.

College days. "Kunware nagaaral ang unggoy".

See the reflection of brother nokia 3360 under "the Fort" Light. This was the first time I never went home just to finish my work at the office.

"The Fort" Taguig Light.

Our cat is one of the influences I had for titling my blog as "Tactical Bumming".

Overtime Sleeping - 130% pay rate.

The orchids of my great mother! I love you mom!

Greate Dane.

Our dog chaser after having an haircut. He was badly hit by the infamous 'Garapata' Gatling Gun.

Garden of my mother.

Need I say more?

What are you looking at PunK?

Dad's Haven. This kind of place still exist at our city. Angeles City.

Antz - Where is Z?

I will surely miss brother nokia 3660.. Farewell to you comrade.

The Happy Horse..

2008-05-19T21:54:00.000-07:00

Last week I had a drink with my new roommates.. And for the first time I had tasted the so called Red Horse Beer "HAPPY HORSE".. Legends says that It is much stronger in terms of alcohol content compared to a regular 500 ml Red Horse Beer. My friend Andrew told me that it was just said to give a boost of boastfulness to whoever drinks the "Happy Horse". I had posted some pictures below on how to know if it is a "Happy Horse"..
The "Happy Horse" is at the middle. See the difference of the Horse Logo compared to the regular ones.The "Happy Horse" back is colored red compared again to the regular ones.
Another shot for the "Happy Horse"..... I am very happy.. hehehehe..

Mga Tanung na nakakabaliw...Sagutin Mo Kung Kaya Mo!

2008-05-13T18:44:00.000-07:00

panu kaya umiihi si iron man? ang ihi nia ba GAS o DIESEL? Ang Pupu nia saturated OIL? Kung OO, makakatulong ba ang pagkain ng Cereal para sa kanyang digestion?
kapag all black ang attire mo.. Ibig sabihin ba nun bading ka?
Kung katapusan ng mundo ngayon, anung gagawin mo bukas?
If you were a cactus, why and when?
Kapag nasa isang bangka ka, kasama nanay at gf mo. Nagulat ka at nawala ka sa bangka, Sino tumulak sayo?
Ang langaw kapag sumasabay sa elevator, bakit hindi ito naiiwan?
If you were alone in an island, how did you get there?
Add-on langaw question, Hindi ba butterfly ang langaw at ang pupu ang kanyang flower? Wow Honey! Tyalap..
Bakit kahit anung iwas mo, Nakukuha paring dumapo sayo ng ipis? Paraglider ba ang ipis?
Anu ang koneksyon ni ultraman kay ironman.. Kung si ultraman ay may Light emitting diode at si ironman ay may stop light sa kanilang dibdib..

Black And White Photography With Dane and others..

2008-04-24T03:50:00.000-07:00

Last week I had taken some shots with my beloved nephew Dane Gabriel.. Such a funny kid.. Just like me when I was young.. I also included other pictures which I believe are quite exquisite. The shots were taken using my U600 cellphone, Edited using MS - Paint and MS - Office Picture Manager.

"Ka Poge! hehehe.." .. My nephew told me "Tito wait mo lang ako maging binata. Motto kona sa buhay nun.. So man girls so little time.." just kidding! Peace Tayo.. I alway tell my nephew.. "Dane, Women should always be cared, respected and loved.." Naks!

"Bruce Lee Mode" hahaha!! WAPAW!! Running Rooster Punch!

"Beh Buti Nga!" I wonder if my nephew would have the same "kakulitan" I had now in the near future.

What a talent.. "Duling Mode."

The uncle and nephew tandem "Ang Mag-Tito"

My nephew is learning to play the Classic 1998 "Starcraft". This is the first mission for the Broodwar : Zerg Campaign. Go Queen Keriggan!

"Is this the right way to play this classic game uncle?" I answered => "With the right stuffs like 'poweroverwhelming, operation cwal, black sheep wall and food for thought' your good to go son!"

Here are the Others..

No green effect.. just black and white at greenbelt.

People walking at the center of the Glorietta Mall.

Plants of mama. They look like overgrown flowers.

Oh.. Our famous dog.. Chasser.. "What are you looking at? Punk! Please free me!"

The classic old house scenery. Thus this remind you the feeling of going home from manila to your sweet old house? Then mom and pop greets you? ='<

Angle shot from Glorietta mall.

Summer Halo-Halo.

Straight to the pointS.. (SET ONE)

2008-04-22T22:16:00.000-07:00

Here are some of the things that I had learned about life..

Loosy lefty, righty tighty. -- the standard on loosening and tightening things.
When you feel lazy, tell this to yourself.. "Gagawin ko rin mamya, Bakit hindi pa ngayon?" in english "I'll do it later, why not now?"
To ladies and girls -- Guy's Are NOT Mind Readers.. - tnx to R. Blanco for this idea.
To gents and boys -- Papa said, "Kung lolokohin mo lang , Huwag mong sisirain." in english "If your purpose is to fool her only, don't ruin her."
Gandalf said to Frodo "All you have to decide is what to do on the time that is given to you."
Mas lalo kang mababasa kapag tumakbo ka sa ulan.
Pedxing means Pedestrian Crossing.
Keep RIGHT policy -- always keep right and when you are moving slow.. keep right! =>
God had taken a rest after 6 days of heavy work. So you should also take rest.
Tell me my friend, On what instance did WORRYING ever helped you?
Do not read beauty magazines. They would only make you feel ugly. -- From the song "Sunscreen."
have fun with your parents and beloved ones.. You'll never know when the time comes that they will be gone.
Gullible people have trust issues.. just like me. =>
The best things in life are free!!!!
"Ora" thought me to PLAN before doing a heroic thing.
Your not weird, everyone is weird in someways. People tend to think your weird because of the damn social norms. But is it not cool, that you stand different from others? You should be proud your weird, or may I say UNIQUE.
Only the dead shall see the end of war. - Plato
If you are on a diet.. AVOID SUGAR!!!
If America does not respond, who would keep the world balance?

ALAY 10th Year Celebration

2008-03-12T03:02:00.000-07:00

Last february 28, 2008. My friend and I were given a chance to have a glimpse of the yearly ALAY 10th Year Celebration at SM Megamall, as I may quote from J.B "ALAY is a yearly tribute to the MUSE that forever kindles the passion for art in every Filipino soul". I had taken some pictures for the artists who provided their work of art that day. Their work had reaffirmed to me that Filipinos had such talent and most of their works represent the diverse culture we have. Here are some of the cool art works! NOTE: These are my own interpretations on the the art works.

"Ang Paglibot Ng Dakilang Pangarap" by Julius Samson

Look at the boy on the painting. Even though he looks poor, he still dreams that someday everything would be ok, and that someday he would also be able to graduate.

"Sakrisantos" by Ferdinand Montemayor

In search of truth through times of trial on our beloved country. I strongly believe that we can be better Filipinos.

"Bust Of Juan Pikas" by Salvador Alonday

For every good man there is a dark side, and for every bad man there is a good side. YIN YANG.

"Hanapan" by Alex Tee

The art of womanizing.. As I may qoute the coach of Waterboy (Adam Sandler) "What mama don't know won't hurt her." =>

The real painting is on the left "Dog Tales: What's So Funny?" by Tina Fernandez. The picture at the right is our dog named Chasser. He got a haircut because he was badly hit by the infamous "Garapata Gatling Gun". They look similar right? I wonder if the painter also have the same dog as ours.

"Bayong" by Jose Santos III

I was struck by this painting, because it really looked like a 3D one. If you can only view it in person, I guess you would believe me. Is this PALOS?

"Oki Doc"by Guerrero Habulan

Would you rather choose a Real Doctor, or our very own Herbal "Albularyo" doctor?

"Unfold" by Leo Abaya

This is one of the best paintings i saw in the exhibit. It looked like the Red colored Pacquiao T-Shirt by Nike. Cool effect huh?

"The Passionate Years" by Wire Tuazon

i really don't have any idea what this painting means. I just find it cool. Romance really does kill.

And off course me at the "ALAY" art exhibit.. The guy at the background is my go to guy. Just kidding, It is my friend Gerald. Thanks for reading!

The End Result Of Resigning... And when not to RESIGN

2008-02-28T23:00:00.001-08:00

At last! I did it with all haste and glory on my side.. I had resigned from my company.. Note: I stayed only for one month.

For those of you who feels guilty, ashame and sorry for filling a resignation,. Don't BE!
Trust me after you did it.. You will feel more relaxed and free at last from all the doubts in your mind about resigning. Think of it as a learning experience on handling situations wherein you had to face a challenge face to face. Be thankful that you had the opportunity to handle such experience and be a better person out of it.

Nevertheless, I am NOT encouraging you to resign.. There are a lot of factors to consider before you should initiate a resignation. Generally if the three factors of a good work are not present.. Factors such as 1.) Professional Growth 2.) Good working environment 3.) Financially rewarding.. Then there is a good reason that you should resign! But if at least one or two of these factors are present, Then be thankful that you still have a work. Also consider the people(FAMILY) who depend on you. Better be prepared than feel sorry after doing it.

But in case you really feel sorry after you had resign. Always keep on to motivating yourself to the positive outlook. Remember that as long as you live.. There is HOPE and YOU can still make your life a better one.

Panu ba dapat magpaalam?

2008-02-26T00:31:00.000-08:00

Mag-iisang buwan nako dito sa aking pinapasukan na kumpanya.. At aalis na naman ako! Waah!! At ngayon naiipit ako sa pamamaraan ng aking pagpapaalam.. Sabi ng nakakatandang propesyunal sakin.. Mag-imbento ng kuwentong barbero at magsinungaling, ito ay para mabawasan ang sugat na aking gagawin sa kumpanyang nagtiwala.. Ang mga nakakabata ko namang propesyunal ang sabi ay aminin ang katotohanan na pipiratahin ako ng isa pang kumpanya.. Anu ba talga?

Mahirap malagay sa ganitong sitwasyon.. Pero sa ayaw at gusto ko man.. Dadaan at dadaan din ako.. Kailangang tanggapin nalang kung anu mang sabihin nila.. Dahil sa simula palang ako ay mali na.. At kailangan lusutin at ayusin ang gusot na nagawa ko. Naway matuto ako sa pagsubok na ito..
aw.. aw talga..

Sabi nga ng kuya ko.. "Kapag ikaw na manager.. malalaman muna agad kung nagsisinungaling tauhan mo.."