PGMA ordered that the Phil Military Modernization Fund be activated and used to purchase "New Jet Fighter Planes" to replace the aging "F5 Flying Coffines" and "OV-10 Bronco Vietnam Relics" of the Phil Airforce. She said that Upgrading our military is the best move towards a strong republic!
After months of goverment lobbying to various Arms dealers around the globe.The Phil Airforce has procurred and "IS" now a proud owner of 10 brandnew "McDonell Douglas F15 Eagle" and armed w/ AIM-120 AM-RAAM and AIM-9 Sidewinders.
The Press was happy about new toys the gov't bought and she asked her Generals if We could test its capabilities in war?Her Generals said, Yes madam Press it is possible we can test it if we where on war w/ another nation!
And so the PGMA was on the phone trying to call other head of states around the world choosing Who to be at war with...
PGMA: Hello Vladimir Putin! how many jet planes do you have? Putin: Madam,we have 500 Migs and 100 Migs on reserve!Why are you asking? PGMA: (syet ang dami)Nothing just asking.Good bye!
dailed the phone again....
PGMA: Hello George! How many jet planes do you have? George Bush: Madam we have 1000 F22 Raptors and 500 on reserve!Why are you asking? PGMA: (syet mas madami)Nothing just asking.Goodbye!
PGMA is now growing impatient and is eager to test the new planes then she dialed the phone again....
PGMA:Hello Prime Minister Fukuda!How many jet fighters do you have? PM Fukuda:Well madam President at this moment we only have 5! PGMA: is that so(syet lima lang chamba)!OK PM Fukuda I declare war on your country be prepared. PM Fukuda:Why? PGMA:I dont give a sh!t!
....PGMA ordered the Phil Air Force to invade Japan and destroy all targets w/ high value. As the F15 pinoy pilots aproaches japaneese airspace then suddenly the wing leader shouted on the radio.....
Pinoy Pilot: P!"£$% !n@ Retreat! Retreat!
The Pinoy pilot's were debriefed at Villamor airbase together with PGMA.
PGMA : Ba't Kayo Umatras? Pinoy Pilot : Eh maam, nung pasugod na kame, biglang may sumigaw 'LET'S VOLT IN!!!'....
Credits to me and Gundoc
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